Originally posted by dave_kodakOh! 😂 i'll have to watch it again... i have the first one on dvd but not the second
NO!in Spiderman 1, he was the guy who first called him spiderman when he fought "BoneSaw"
and in spiderman 2 hes the guy who wont let peter into see the play.
hes not cocky, hes Bruce Campbell
as my friend joel likes to say "That Bruce Campbell is a popular chap,
isn't he? With his heroic chin,
the peak of his masculine hair flowing in the breeze,
hordes of boomstick-loving fanboys trailing in his wake
as he leads then through tempests and storms to the geek Holy Land"
I'm honest with KMC..I want KMC to help me..I would never get mad with KMC..I met nyny here..nyny I'm afraid many people know where I live..I see women looking at me while driving..nyny I love you..please help me..I feel bad for you not for them..I want to see you nyny please..call my friend..love me
Originally posted by staraddict93
Useful phrases
Ahorita (lo hago) - (I will do it) 3 months from now.
Mi casa es tu casa. - Please ransack my house.
Mañana te pago - You'll never see your money again!
La última y nos vamos - Sarcastic way of saying that we will, in fact, keep drinking all night.
Yo no fui/Yo no sé - A very good possibility that in fact, he/she did DO IT or knows who did.
Chinga a tu madre, pinche gringo (cabrón, pendejo, hijo de puta, etc...) - A greeting. Good (morning, afternoon, evening).
Güey - A superfluous sentence ender, akin to the Canadian "eh?"
Madonna -McDonalds
Me cago tu boca abierta - I kiss you goodnight!!!
Yo quiero trabajar- Pay me so i can kick rocks.A common Mexican without his sombrero and poncho. And of course without moustaches.... Now, don't you love it? I mean, admit it!!!
Originally posted by johnnyforever
Oh! 😂 i'll have to watch it again... i have the first one on dvd but not the second
its true.
Originally posted by staraddict93😆
Useful phrases
Ahorita (lo hago) - (I will do it) 3 months from now.
Mi casa es tu casa. - Please ransack my house.
Mañana te pago - You'll never see your money again!
La última y nos vamos - Sarcastic way of saying that we will, in fact, keep drinking all night.
Yo no fui/Yo no sé - A very good possibility that in fact, he/she did DO IT or knows who did.
Chinga a tu madre, pinche gringo (cabrón, pendejo, hijo de puta, etc...) - A greeting. Good (morning, afternoon, evening).
Güey - A superfluous sentence ender, akin to the Canadian "eh?"
Madonna -McDonalds
Me cago tu boca abierta - I kiss you goodnight!!!
Yo quiero trabajar- Pay me so i can kick rocks.A common Mexican without his sombrero and poncho. And of course without moustaches.... Now, don't you love it? I mean, admit it!!!
Originally posted by dave_kodakyes indeed✅
That Bruce Campbell is a popular chap,
isn't he? With his heroic chin,
the peak of his masculine hair flowing in the breeze,
hordes of boomstick-loving fanboys trailing in his wake
as he leads then through tempests and storms to the geek Holy Landits true.
Important Cities
Mexico City
Mexico City V.2.0 (Due to be built around 2046, or whenever the Mexican government has enough Pesos Varos)
Tejeringo El Chico
Mierda
San Martín Cholano
Valle Drogado
Chayotitlan
Techingotitlan
El Dorado
San Sombrero
Los Angeles
Chipotle
Andaleandale
Yepayepa
Taco Bell
San Juan
Tlacatontlicutlahuac
The Three Amigos
Little Mexico
La Cucaracha
Tequila
Corona
Corona with Lime
Corona Extra
Corona Light
Tecate
Sol
El Jimador
Ciudad Acuña
Los Kakatuas
San Recardo
No Gracias Prefiero Unas Albondigas Con Almejas
Tejeringo el chico
Tunalguilla
Costa Mesa
Foxilandia
Tepescohuite el chico
Tezculcoloyo de Abajo
Quicayan
Chapultetrepo
Temascolchango
WEB-BOSS-CUN-FREE-HOLE-LEE-TOES
WAR-AT-CHESS
T-N-S-L-P-T-O-B-N-T-S-O
San Tututilpico el Chico
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Pedro's land
Tlaquepulque
Guanatos
San Lunes
Alebrije
Chingada
Tepizcoloyo
Tecojorita
Lomasturbo
I see nothing in your eyes, and the more I see the less I like.
Is it over yet, in my head?
I know nothing of your kind, and I won't reveal your evil mind.
Is it over yet? I can't win.
So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left.
I know that I can find the fire in your eyes.
I'm going all the way, get away, please.
You take the breath right out of me.
You left a hole where my heart should be.
You got to fight just to make it through,
'cause I will be the death of you.
This will be all over soon.
Pour salt into the open wound.
Is it over yet? Let me in.
So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left.
I know that I can find the fire in your eyes.
I'm going all the way, get away, please.
You take the breath right out of me.
You left a hole where my heart should be.
You got to fight just to make it through,
'cause I will be the death of you.
I'm waiting, I'm praying, realize, start hating.
You take the breath right out of me.
You left a hole where my heart should be.
You got to fight just to make it through,
'cause I will be the death of you.
Famous Mexicans
Nuevo Speedy, el ratón más rápido del mundo, descubre Nuevo MéxicoAlma Marcela Arriata Parada
Elmer Homero
Francisco "Paco" Shadow
El Santo
Elmo Jones
Mel Ambes LaPanoch' (Sus padres son extranjeros)
Pepe El Toro
Tu Madre
Martha Nates
Clito Ruiz
Al Sharpton
Jesse Jackson (born, Jesus Juanito)
Chuck Norris (born Chuck Norris "El Güero"😉
El inombrable
El vampiro junior, EL LUCHADOR
Lou Dobbs
Mike Jones,originally Míguel Juanes
Rosa Celeste
Monica Galindo
Martha "La Jefa" Sahagun
Agapito Pelais
Tecla Varela Vergara
Francisco "Paco" Gerte
Mamá Dora
El Changoleón
Jolette
Homer sanchez
Señor Spielbergo, mexican counterpart of Steven Spielberg
Bumblebee Guy
Dr. Nick Riviera
The shits, originally called Montezuma's Revenge
Rosa Meleño
Memo Hérdez "El Grande" (son of Memo Hérdez "El Pelón"😉
Muerde Melcacho
Emilio la Rosa
Alma María Rico
Alma Marcela Silva de Alegría
Zoila Vaca del Corral
Tencho Orizaba Rico
Edgar
El pinche Lenguas
Bill and Hillary Clinton, which means The shits in Spanish
Maximino de Habsburgo - originally Barney
Abdul Alhazred
Sylvester Stallone
Gandhi
Pedro
That bald guy who dances in the Six Flags commercials
Vicente Fox, Michael J. Fox, and Samantha Fox
El Santo
El Chapulin Colorado
Antonio Banderas
La Chupitos
Cabinet Sanchez
Aquiles Bail Orrico
The Brothers García
Shakira
Evita
Dr. Ruth
Sasha Montenegro
Wesley Snipes
Robert Morales
lordbmw
Mr. Potatohead (originally El Tater)
Matthew Duarte
Tom Cruise (originally Tomas Cruz)
Lil' Jon originally Little Juan)
George Bush (originally Jorge Arbusto)
Arnold Scharzenegger (originally Arnoldo Suarez Negrete)
Veneral Disease (originally Veneracion de Asis)
Cameron Diaz originally Carmela Mamas
Ernie and Bert (originally Ernesto y Berto)
Bill Gates (originaly Guillermo Compuertas; ironically he invented "Ventanas"😉
Stephen King (originally Esteban Rey)
Tomatoe (originally Tomas Morato)
Jason Vorhes (originally Jacinto Burgos)
Michael Jackson (originally Miguel Juanito)
Zachary Soza (originally Baron von Zachary Soza)
Carlos Svazadonada ( most notable for being a martyr for the mexican peoples )
The Pope (was abducted by christians in the mid 80-s)
Mary Christmas (born, Maria Natividad)
Santa Anna ( Mexican General who ate the alamo)
Santana (guitarrist and Vendepatrias)
Tu madre
Felipe Calderón Hinojosa, better known as FeCal, Feli-Pillo, Felipe Caderón and No al pinche fraude
Manuel Andres Lopez Obrador, better known as MALO, Pejendejo, Anal Fabeto and Sonrié,ya perdi
Rolando Mota
Don Ramon
Alvaro Bollon
Don Fernando Castillo Saavedra (AKA old guy)
Subcomandante Marcos (Rebel Leader,Unoffical President)