Some believe that on a dark moonless night centuries ago, Peter Frampton and his posse of penguin ranchers carved a voodoo curse into its bark, causing it to grow at an exponential rate. This would allow him to climb the tree into space, where he would harvest the chewy chewy fruit that can only be grown in space. But that's just stupid.
“ No kitty, that's mah pot pie!”
~ Eric Cartman on stealing
"What did you say Cartman?" "Oh, I'm sorry sir. I SAID WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY BALLS? sir."”
~ Eric Cartman on Argument with some teacher
“ Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!”
~ Eric Cartman on food
“ Gimme some more!”
~ Eric Cartman on food continued
“ Screw you guys, I'm going home!”
~ Eric Cartman on you guys
“ RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAW!!!”
~ Eric Cartman on Crime
“ Why don't you go wash some dishes or get pregnant or sometin'?”
~ Eric Cartman on girls
“ Screw this page, I'm GOING HOME!”
~ Eric Cartman on the Uncyclopedia
“ I hate you guys.”
~ Eric Cartman on You
“ I've been lickin' this carpet for three whole hours!”
~ Eric Cartman on Licking Carpet
“ Suck my balls, *******!”
~ Eric Cartman on Sex
“ GOD ****ING DAMNIT!!!”
~ Eric Cartman on World of Warcraft
“ You're breakin my balls . . .!”
~ Eric Cartman on Uncyclopedia
“ GOD DAMNIT!!!!”
~ Eric Cartman on tragedy
“ My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.”
~ Eric Cartman on black people
Originally posted by staraddict93ace
“ No kitty, that's mah pot pie!”
~ Eric Cartman on stealing"What did you say Cartman?" "Oh, I'm sorry sir. I SAID WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY BALLS? sir."”
~ Eric Cartman on Argument with some teacher“ Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!”
~ Eric Cartman on food“ Gimme some more!”
~ Eric Cartman on food continued“ Screw you guys, I'm going home!”
~ Eric Cartman on you guys“ RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAW!!!”
~ Eric Cartman on Crime“ Why don't you go wash some dishes or get pregnant or sometin'?”
~ Eric Cartman on girls“ Screw this page, I'm GOING HOME!”
~ Eric Cartman on the Uncyclopedia“ I hate you guys.”
~ Eric Cartman on You“ I've been lickin' this carpet for three whole hours!”
~ Eric Cartman on Licking Carpet“ Suck my balls, *******!”
~ Eric Cartman on Sex“ GOD ****ING DAMNIT!!!”
~ Eric Cartman on World of Warcraft“ You're breakin my balls . . .!”
~ Eric Cartman on Uncyclopedia“ GOD DAMNIT!!!!”
~ Eric Cartman on tragedy“ My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.”
~ Eric Cartman on black people
Engrish was the native ranguage of the ancient isrand nation of Engrand, which was rater taken ovel by the Japanese, who lenamed it "Japaneserand" (ratel sholtened to "Japan"😉. Though the Engrish peopre were arr kirred and theil curtule folgotten, the Engrish ranguage lemains spoken to this day. As spoken by the Japanese, Engrish is German of celtain ranguage. It also lefers to gloup of concerned ringuist who advocate lefolming Engrish ranguage.
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