The 2,000,000th post game

Turns out Alfie Patten is not the father of baby Maisie with girlfriend Chentelle.

A DNA test revealed that 13-year-old Alfie is not the baby's daddy. The boy took the test after several lads came forward claiming to have slept with 15-year-old Chantelle.

Alfie's mom said, "It had not even crossed Alfie’s mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He’s absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her."

Apparently, Chantelle's mom ordered her slutty daughter to insist that she had been a virgin prior to sleeping with Alfie. But science has revealed the truth!

Alfie's dad said, "He said it was the first time he’d had sex, he didn’t know what he was doing or the complications that could come. I’ll talk to him again and it’ll be the birds and bees talk."

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Originally posted by RogerRamjet
they're in Germany almost every year performing at the Wacken Open Air..the Mekka for Metal, Indie and Alternative Rock...

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
good man bruce aw00t

up to much?

not really, when I sign off shortly I'm gonna go play basketball and buy a couple sci fi and horror novels

Originally posted by Mairuzu
He blew his brains out into the bay

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
i love how the themes basically Yankee Doodle
reminds me of marching band 😊

and the kids are named Yankee, Doodle and Dee 😂

I realised that smoking's my inspiration

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
and the kids are named Yankee, Doodle and Dee 😂

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
and the kids are named Yankee, Doodle and Dee 😂

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
not really, when I sign off shortly I'm gonna go play basketball and buy a couple sci fi and horror novels

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Oh man. I gotta go to that some time.

you should..the atmosphere is really great...

Satisfaction guaranteed

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/2294967/Alfie-13-not-babys-father-paper-says

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I realised that smoking's my inspiration

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
😂
wow
so how was your day?

ah pretty much the same as every working day...get up in the morning, kiss the wife goodbye, go to work, come back home in the evening, eat something...and so on 😕

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
sounds good

thanks, talk to you later

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/2294967/Alfie-13-not-babys-father-paper-says

The Mirror says that Alfie Patten, now 13, discovered he was not the father of Chantelle Stedman’s baby girl, following a DNA test.

Alfie was photographed last month holding the newborn, Maisie Roxanne, and said he "adored" her.

The story sparked a heated debate about family values and under-age sex.

British politicians, including Conservative leader David Cameron, bemoaned the nation’s declining moral standards, while the story captured worldwide media attention.

But The Mirror reported that "half a dozen" boys claimed to have slept with the 15-year-old, who fell pregnant at age 14, which prompted Patten to take a paternity test.

This proved he was not the father of the now seven-week-old girl, the paper said.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
Do you sit around and watch the phone?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
ah pretty much the same as every working day...get up in the morning, kiss the wife goodbye, go to work, come back home in the evening, eat something...and so on 😕

ooh...now i don't hardly know her but i think i could love her......