The 2,000,000th post game

DEATH WISH:
Bruce Willis/Hartigan

Vincent D'Onofrio/Thor, Kingpin

Jack Kesy/Black Tom Cassidy

TODAY IS

37 bottles of beer on the wall,
37 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
36 bottles of beer on the wall.

I only date former Girl Scouts.

Its...easier that way.

Oh! I didn’t see you there watching me shower.

Glad I could be impressive.

I’m pretty F’ing hilarious.

I just need to work on my timing, delivery, and level of appropriateness.

AND

Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue" was penned by beloved children's author Shel Silverstein.

Ben & Jerry learned how to make ice cream by taking a $5 correspondence course offered by Penn State. (They decided to split one course.)

The word "PEZ" comes from the German word for peppermint—PfeffErminZ.

In the 1970s, Mattel sold a doll called "Growing Up Skipper." Her breasts grew when her arm was turned.

Before Sally Ride became the first American woman in space, a reporter asked, "Do you weep when things go wrong on the job?"