34 bottles of beer on the wall, 34 bottles of beer. Take one Down, pass it around, 33 bottles of beer on the wall.
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He comes from a white country...
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...he has a VERY long Visa.
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Okay i’m gonna close the door now.
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Feel free to stay as long as you like.
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Flattering but...
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...there’s only one place I like screaming someone else’s name out this often.
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AND
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Reno is farther west than Los Angeles.
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William Faulkner refused a dinner invitation from JFK's White House. "Why that’s a hundred miles away," he said. "That’s a long way to go just to eat."
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In 1907, an ad campaign for Kellogg's Corn Flakes offered a free box of cereal to any woman who would wink at her grocer.
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Why did the FBI call Ted Kaczynski "The Unabomber"? Because his early mail bombs were sent to universities (UN) & airlines (A).
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Obsessive nose picking is called rhinotillexomania.