The 2,000,000th post game

FRIENDS WITH KIDS:
Kristen Wiig/Catwoman

Megan Fox/April O’Neil, Lois Lane

TODAY IS

5 bottles of beer on the wall,
5 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
4 bottles of beer on the wall.

So, Katy Perry’s pregnant.

I did not know that!

Good for her!

Orlando Bloom is the father.

Good for him!

That should be a good lookin’ kid.

AND

Most toilets flush in E flat.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.

The Vatican City is the country that drinks the most wine per capita at 74 liters per citizen per year.

Approximately 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.