The 2,000,000th post game

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HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS & ALIENATE PEOPLE:
Megan Fox/April O’Neil, Lois Lane

Danny Huston/Gen. Stryker, Gen. Lane

Simon Pegg/Thompson, Scarecrow, The Crow

TODAY IS

4 bottles of beer on the wall,
4 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
3 bottles of beer on the wall.

HEY! I locked the door.

Its not my fault the squirrel is the sneak thief of the natural world.

Pretender. Gazoo. Wall of China.

Noooooo....

...I do NOT want you to chop off my feet.

You know I am lack toes intolerant.

AND

If a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

“Almost” is the longest word in English with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Sean Connery wore a toupee in all his James Bond movies.

Nicholas Cage bought a pet octopus once because he sincerely thought it might help with his acting.