The 2,000,000th post game

I need to take a dump and your in the way.

Let me take a shhit on your post.

Classic §hitposting.

I are porfessional stock borker, I bought 1 share of Tesla, yay!

POSSESSION:
Sarah Michelle Gellar/April O'Neil

Michael Landes/Jimmy Olsen

TODAY IS

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels.

Yes sir, I know that makes no sense but...

...it’s our official motto here at “Lick Those Weiners” and well...

...management keeps a close eye on us w. state of the art video surveillance.

And

Why do cities have pigeons?

Perhaps the biggest reason you'll find pigeons in cities around the world is because humans brought them there. At least as long as 5,000 years ago, the people of an ancient Middle Eastern civilization known as Mesopotamia started putting out houses for these birds. ... As you can see, pigeons can be quite useful.

What city has the most pigeons?

There are around one million of them in New York, and Venice has the highest pigeon density with an estimated three birds per human inhabitant. In most big European towns, there is around one pigeon for every 20 citizens.

Are pigeons dirty?

Despite the social perception as dirty and disease-ridden, pigeons are actually very clean animals and there is very little evidence to suggest that they are significant transmitters of disease. Pigeons and humans have lived in close proximity for thousands of years.

Where do pigeons go at night?

At night pigeons, like most other birds, head for shelter. Sometimes they settle for trees, but pigeons prefer a little more shelter than most birds. If they can find it, they like abandoned houses, or the underside of bridges.