The 2,000,000th post game

Feed the birds in the park, they're backup chickens when the apocalypse rolls in.

On second thought, avoid birds like the plague, the Chinese probably got them all weaponized with bird flu of some kind.

Probably

WILD AT HEART:
Nicolas Cage/Ghost Rider, Big Daddy, Superman

William DeFoe/Green Goblin

TODAY IS

What do you call malware on a Kindle?

A bookworm.

At the talent show this year, I want to shock the audience...

...But not take its virginity.

Metaphorically speaking.

And

The average person sits down to breakfast at 7.31am during the week and 8.28 am at the weekend.

Of women who skip breakfast, 29 per cent miss it because they are too busy getting ready.

The world’s first breakfast cereal was created in 1863 and needed soaking overnight to be chewable.

Judd Nelson said “Eat my shorts” in John Hughes movie The Breakfast Club a full six years before Bart Simpson made it his catchphrase.

McDonald’s invented the Egg McMuffin in 1973.