The 2,000,000th post game

RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL:
Nicolas Cage/Ghost Rider, Big Daddy, Superman, Spider-man Noir

Laurence Fishburne/Perry White, Black Goliath, Silver Surfer

Clifton Collins/Vegan Police

TODAY IS

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?

The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.

I mean well yeah...

...occasionally it feels good to dip your toes in the sand.

In my experience you don’t need to know how to spell something...

...in order to enjoy it.

I can do a great imitation of Orson Welles.

But I won’t.

And

The technique a waver employs when waving at the wavee is actually a very telling action that can determine, to the observant eye, the relationship between the two.

The “fingers outstretched, moving from side-to-side heartily” wave.

This implies the waver is genuinely happy to see the subject of their wave; usually accompanied by a sincere smile, with teeth.

The “timidly moves quickly, side-to-side, within a quarter inch space” wave.

This is usually paired with a creepy, no-teeth showing smile and implies the waver would rather be anywhere else except running into you.

The princess “hand in a cupped shape, moving stiffly from side to side” wave.

Unless this person is actually Kate Middleton, immediately walk in the opposite direction. This person is suffering from acute princess syndrome and possibly has the mentality of a seven-year-old.

The “unbending hand moving in a one solid-motion rainbow shape” wave.

This somewhat intimate wave implies a casual friendship. Usually employed when friends run into each other unexpectedly and there’s no escape because you’ve already spotted each other. You probably want to get out of talking to them as quickly as possible.