The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Nuke Nixon52,234 pages

N E W

P A G E

S A M E

§ H I T

Boy I tell ya what, the only touchdown Kansas had was their plane landing.

What a §hitshow of a game that was.

Refs must have gotten a new shipment of flags, they were throwing them out like they had a surplus.

ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD:
Clifton Collins/Vegan Police

Margot Robbie/Harley Quinn

James Marsden/Cyclops

Kurt Russell/Ego

Tim Roth/The Abomination

TOMORROW IS

Why are crabs so bad at sharing?

Because they’re all shellfish.

I own the only remaining copy of this movie.

After tonight’s screening...

...I’ll never show it to another living soul.

No you sicko, no corpses either!

And

The origins of the umbrella can be traced back more than 3,000 years to China, Egypt, and other ancient civilizations. The umbrella was first developed as protection from the Sun and was a symbol of status, held by servants over royalty and others of high rank. Feathers, leaves, paper, and silk were all used as coverings, some of which were oiled or varnished to make them waterproof. The ribs were originally made from cane, and later, whalebone, but in the 1800s, steel began to be used for the ribs and oilcloth for the covering, which made the umbrella much stronger.

Modern-day acceptance of umbrellas started to spread across Europe in the middle of the 18th century. Up until that point, umbrellas were viewed as a female fashion accessory.
The first man who publicly carried umbrella was Englishman Jonas Hanway. His influence finally introduced the umbrella to the male population of England, and soon after the entire world.

Advancements in technology, changing tastes, and use in religion all enabled umbrellas to grow and prosper, becoming one of the principal ways we protect ourselves from rain. Protection from sun with umbrellas and parasols slowly faded out from fashion, which can be contributed to the rise in popularity of hats.

According to a U.S. study published in JAMA Dermatology, any fully-functioning handheld umbrella can block more than three-quarters of ultraviolet (UV) light on a sunny day. Black ones do even better, blocking at least 90 percent of UV rays.

In the song, “You can stand under my umbrella” can have a sexual connotation but it mostly means “You can be under my protection”. When you are under something's protection, this something has more power than you regarding your own security. You depend on it.