The 2,000,000th post game

TERMINATOR GENISYS:
Arnold Schwarzenegger/Mr. Freeze

Jai Courtney/Captain Boomerang

J.K. Simmons/J Jonah Jameson, Commissioner Gordon, Guardian, Gen. Eiling

Courtney B. Vance/ Kingsley

TODAY IS

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

On the one hand...

...mom carried me for nine months...

...and fed me from her bosom.

On the other hand...

...I’ve been dating Cora for nine months...

...and she’s SHOWN ME her bosom.

And

No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form…

The King of Hearts is the only king in a deck of cards without a mustache.

The average adult spends more time on the toilet than they do exercising.

Scorpions can hold their breath underwater for up to 6 days.

Humans and bananas share about 50 percent of the same DNA.