The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Bananas --the inside part-- make for lousy dicks, that's why chicks prefer cucumba.

Dont we all. 💃

Not necessarily, I prefer the real thing to fruit or vegetables.

I prefer fruits and vegetables they wont let you down or break your heart and you can eat them after unless your a cannibal and you kill your victims after?

Or keep it purely a business scenario, get your rocks off, spend some coin around for the economy, no strings... win win.

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Jeremy Renner/Hawkeye

Jake Johnson/Spider-man

Hannibal Buress/Mr. Terrific

TODAY IS

My wife accused me the other day of being too immature.

I told her there were no girls allowed in my fort.

Man it’s great to have you spend a few nights here!

You can wear your old costume if you like.

I occasionally make my GF wear it, but it’s been recently dry cleaned.

And

In 1814, Francis Scott Key wrote the lyrics while he was detained on a British ship in Baltimore. Key, who was on diplomatic mission, was inspired after witnessing the American victory at Fort McHenry, which he believed was an impossible task. Before it was named “The Star-Spangled Banner,” it was called “The Defense of Fort McHenry.” Key eventually changed the name to better represent the flag and the United States.

During the Civil War, the Union army translated the song into German with hopes of recruiting German soldiers. Since then, “The Star-Spangle Banner” has been translated into several other languages including Spanish, Polish, French, Italian, Hebrew, Yiddish, Latin and Native Hawaiian.

President Herbert Hoover signed the bill that made the song the national anthem in 1931. Prior, the United States Navy had used it in official ceremonies.

The first sporting event to hear “The Star-Spangled Banner” was a baseball game in 1862 in Brooklyn, New York. The anthem was performed at the first World Series in 1903 in Boston; many believe it was first performed at the 1918 World Series.

One of the most famous renditions of the song was performed by Jimi Hendrix at the 1969 Woodstock Festival. Though that was his most iconic performance, Hendrix actually performed his version over 60 times during a two-year period.