The 2,000,000th post game

That's the stuff, Bananaramalama.

I knew it. That's why I always have bananas. It's like eating myself only not

And the whole girls eating bananas makes guys horny, basically it's a fruit dick for reals.

Bananas --the inside part-- make for lousy dicks, that's why chicks prefer cucumba.

FREEDOMLAND:
Samuel L. Jackson/Nick Fury, The Octopus

William Forsythe/Flattop, Dutton

Anthony Mackie/The Falcon

Julianne Moore/GI Joe Scarlett

TODAY IS

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

I believe she’s still thinking about me yes.

She posted this tweet about our first and only date we had in HS twenty years ago.

And well, it’s gone viral.

And

The Hallux ("big toe" or "great toe"😉, is the innermost (most proximal) toe and the closest to the toes of the other foot. This tie often goes to market.

The second toe is the "long toe" (although commonly shorter than the big toe). This toe often just goes home.

The third toe, is occasionally described as the "ring toe". This toe often has roast beef.

The fourth toe, is sometimes described as the "balance toe". This toe usually has no roast beef.

The fifth toe ("little toe", "pinky toe", or "baby toe"😉, is the outermost (most distal) toe. This toe cries too damn much.