Originally posted by chickenlover98
The Book of Norris 1:4And so the life of Chuck Norris and Mr. T began in ernest as they set off to find a way to rise to fame in the world. They long winding journey began in the land of Hollywood. Hollywood was the land famous actors and Norris knew that once you became a famous actor you could truly gain power. So Chuck Norris and Mr. T set off for California. It was easy enough for them to get two tickets, first class to California, as all Chuck Norris had to do was wink at the receptionist behind the check-in booth and add a little of his god-like power to his smile, for no women born could stand up to Chuck Norris' charm. The smile promptly led to the woman falling madly in love with Chuck Norris and ninth months later Chuck Norris was the father of two twin boys who already had full grown beards. But anyway, back to the story of Chuck Norris.
The first thing Chuck Norris and Mr. T did was to find accommodation's. Both Chuck Norris and Mr. T checked into the nearest hotel they could find. It was then that the receptionist behind the desk made a fatal error. He had checked them in and then had told them that it would be one thousand dollars for a week. It was unto him that Mr. T vent his fury as he reached over the desk and smacked him. "Fool!!! Do you know who this is? This is Chuck Norris the one and only. How dare you tell your maker that he has to pay to stay in what he created!" All the while Mr. T had continued to pimp smack the receptionist and the man had curled up into a ball on the floor.
It was then that Norris stopped Mr. T from killing the receptionist. "Do not kill him my son for he does not know with whom he speaks. Let this be a lesson to him so that he may learn and remember to never do such a deed again." It was then that Chuck Norris leaned down and whispered into the ear of the receptionist. "Be warned though, If thoust do this deed again to me I will roundhouse kick you so hard your atoms will be obliterated." It was with that that Chuck Norris and Mr. T headed for their room, which was the grand suite at the top of the building, for where Chuck Norris goes he gets the best of the best.
With that Chuck Norris and Mr. T settled into their room. It was then that they decided to order room service to bring up some dinner. It did not take long for their dinner to arrive as the rest of the hotel service had heard what happened to receptionist. When Mr. T heard the knock on the door he was famished. "Bout damn time our lobster got here I'm famished!!!" With that Mr. T opened up the door and took the platters from the shaking delivery boy. It was then that Mr. T learned that the hotel staff had made a grave mistake. They had made them crab instead of Lobster. With that Mr. T grabbed the person who had delivered the meal and put him into a headlock. "What does this look like to you FOOL? Is that lobster? I don't think so. When I tell you people to make lobster I expect lobster. None messes with Mr. T." With that Mr. T threw the person who had delivered the food outside the room along with crab. The room service delivery person could only shake in fear and nod as as he crawled away from the wrath of Mr. T. Unfortunately for him one does not escape the wrath of Mr. T that easily. Mr. T then started to lay the smack down on the poor delivery person. Pimp smack after pimp smack rained down upon the poor mans head as Mr. T taught him never to never fail to bring what Chuck Norris and Mr. T asked of him. Mr. T, pleased with the smackdown he had placed upon the person, then headed back into the room where he waited for them to bring up what he and Chuck Norris had demanded for.
King Kandy is correct, his proof is far more reliable than your silly words. Know the saying, "a picture is word a thousand words", better type some more, because as it stands, T owns The Bearded Wonder.