Different ways to say "Let's have Sex"...

Originally posted by mysterio69
that sorta only would work with 2 guys...or a guy and a girl with a strap-on.

yeah, I was thinking only wanna jouster..maybe I should of said "Want me to show you how I Joust?"

or..."can i stab you with my sword?"

Originally posted by mysterio69
or..."can i stab you with my sword?"

Careful ; you dont want to be stabbing any shit with it.

"i know a game that involves a bat and some balls...and it ain't baseball, baby!"

i know, i know...pretty sad, eh?

"Let's dance the horizontal polka."

Originally posted by GCG
Careful ; you dont want to be stabbing any shit with it.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"Let's dance the horizontal polka."

Originally posted by mysterio69
already done, kenobi..cept i used mambo...it's more sensual. polka's kinda goofy. but to each his own, i guess.

I didn't bother reading the thread. 😛

My location actually is another way to do it.

"Love Orbs, Horizontal Polka" aka Titty ****ing

Originally posted by mysterio69
or..."can i stab you with my sword?"

whats the term for the things the swords are put in, like the covering? 😮..I cant remember the exact term. because you could say

"let me slip my sword into ____"

A Sheath

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I didn't bother reading the thread. 😛

My location actually is another way to do it.

"Love Orbs, Horizontal Polka" aka Titty ****ing

I remember when we came up with that on MSN 😂

Originally posted by GCG
A Sheath

thanks 😛

okay here is the saying now: "Let me slip my sword into your sheath"

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
thanks 😛

okay here is the saying now: "Let me slip my sword into your sheath"

How about we slip in the sheets and you can look for the sword ? 😛

or, let me put my gun into your holster.
or, let me park my limo in your garage...and then back up and park again...and again...

Originally posted by mysterio69
or, let me put my gun into your holster.
or, let me park my limo in your garage...and then back up and park again...and again...

until you run out of gas 😂

Originally posted by GCG
How about we slip in the sheets and you can look for the sword ? 😛

that one is good too.

how about "Lets play pirates, let me hide the treasure"

Originally posted by GCG
until you run out of gas 😂

"let me decorate your belly like a birthday cake."
hmmm...pg-13?

"I hope you like your ice cream hard served"

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
that one is good too.

how about "Lets play pirates, let me hide the treasure"

"I must be hunting for treasure casue im digging your chest"

"Who wants to play with my lightsaber?"