Different ways to say "Let's have Sex"...

Started by a1hsauce21 pages

didnt he have a yaya that was like 9 inches when limp

how would that even fit? 😑

supposedly he was famous for being very well endowed 😬

and what do you mean how would that even fit? fit in his pants or fit in a girl?

Jonny Holmes had the big cock hence the title "King Dong"

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
how would that even fit? 😑

I'll show you baby.

"Lets have an cherry eating contest!"

Let's pop some cherries!

"Lets go over the threshold"

That oufits very becoming on you...of course if i was on you id be cumming too naughty

( ur not gonna get this cuz its an ROTC thing 🙄 but it never makes me quit laughing whe n a guy says it )) Im at attention on deck and requesting permission to enter, ma'am.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
supposedly he was famous for being very well endowed 😬

and what do you mean how would that even fit? fit in his pants or fit in a girl?

its the all the herbs and penis pumps. 😛

both i guess. 😆 can't really cover that up can you?

and besides, wouldn't that hurt? 😕

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
( ur not gonna get this cuz its an ROTC thing 🙄 but it never makes me quit laughing whe n a guy says it )) Im at attention on deck and requesting permission to enter, ma'am.

I get it. And I don't think ive seen ROTC.

attention on deck = A stiff one

requesting permission to enter = Wanting to go inside the woman

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
its the all the herbs and penis pumps. 😛

both i guess. 😆 can't really cover that up can you?

and besides, wouldn't that hurt? 😕

And what are these herbs called?

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
Im at attention on deck and requesting permission to enter, ma'am.

best one i've heard yet! 😱

Originally posted by Bloigen
And what are these herbs called?

i'm the wrong person to ask. 😆

hey, wanna do some sparring

you naughty girl, go to bed right now for a spankin'

Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Yes I am a Legend and I give you all hope - I've come to fix your meter 🙂

Yeah Baby 🙂


riiiiight....and i really have a lightsaber on my belt.

okay a girl can say this to a guy. "Bad boy! go to my room"

a guy can say to a girl "Jump onto my rocket cause I am ready to blast, I don't know where I am going but I am going there fast" 😆...sorry, we had to sing a Jazz song like that once in school. It wasn't meant to be dirty but of course thats how a bunch of high schoolers take it.

"save a horse, ride a cowboy" naughty

"lets make babies.....or just practice".

"the snake wants to go in the garden"

"stick it in!!!"

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
its the all the herbs and penis pumps. 😛

both i guess. 😆 can't really cover that up can you?

and besides, wouldn't that hurt? 😕

I'd think so...😑

At any rate, I'd prefer to let my actions speak, as opposed to words 😉

or "I wanna zoom zoom in your boom boom"

"take a ride on my broom"