Different ways to say "Let's have Sex"...

Started by -hh-21 pages
-hh- Aesculapius
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
if a guy ever said that to me, I would slap him across the face...besides I don't have a sis. Only a bro....something your hiding from us HH? 😉

only for the fact im HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET 😱

Raven Guardia =^_^=
Originally posted by -hh-
can i name it? 😱

I am afriad to answer that.

-hh- Aesculapius
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I am afriad to answer that.

i wasn't realllyy expecting an answer 😛

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Honestly I never gave it a name. 😮

awww...that's sad. what about...taloola?

-hh- Aesculapius

Originally posted by mysterio69
awww...that's sad. what about...taloola?
that name is already taken. it's #421 on my "gave it a name list of girls". trust me, find another name

😛

Raven Guardia =^_^=
Originally posted by -hh-
only for the fact im HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET 😱

you wish.

Originally posted by -hh-
i wasn't realllyy expecting an answer 😛

well expect the unexpected

Originally posted by mysterio69
awww...that's sad. what about...taloola?

lol, nah.

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I am afriad to answer that.

I would be too lol

-hh- Aesculapius

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
you wish.

well expect the unexpected

lol, nah.

hmm expect the unexpected

so if i expect you not to jump in my pants

than the unexpected will occur causing you to immediatley jump in my pants

that has to be the greatest philosophy 😱

wanna try it out?

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by -hh-
that name is already taken. it's #421 on my "gave it a name list of girls". trust me, find another name

😛


ummm...petunia?

-hh- Aesculapius
Originally posted by mysterio69
ummm...petunia?

sorry thats #92395023

but it's spelled Petunnia though, so petunia might be available. 👆

Raven Guardia =^_^=

Originally posted by -hh-
hmm expect the unexpected

so if i expect you not to jump in my pants

than the unexpected will occur causing you to immediatley jump in my pants

that has to be the greatest philosophy 😱

wanna try it out?

see you expect that by not expecting me to jump in your pants, that unexpected will happen and I will...your still expecting it to happen and unexpectly it wont.

Originally posted by mysterio69
ummm...petunia?

😆..no 😐

Originally posted by Coldfire
I would be too lol

fear

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion

Perhaps intercourse is in order... 😐 😛

Lets hop on te good ffoot and do the bad thing.

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

"you wanna play my skin flute?"

-hh- Aesculapius

"can i take a swim in you? i wont stay in too long cuz i dont want to look like a prune"

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

😑 why would you look like a prune? maybe you should see a doctor. the goal is to stay as long as you can...

-hh- Aesculapius
Originally posted by mysterio69
😑 why would you look like a prune? maybe you should see a doctor. the goal is to stay as long as you can...

i know 😆 but i ran out of things to say how about this:

"i lost my pants, can i hide my ____ in your _____ so no one thinks im naked"

😐

Masrix Vinny Valentine

Your Ass Is looking a bit Dry, want me to Moistion* it up a Bit?

* Donno how to spell it 😛

GCG Red Bull

"I stick it in your pot? OK ?"

Raven Guardia =^_^=

Originally posted by -hh-
i know 😆 but i ran out of things to say how about this:

"i lost my pants, can i hide my ____ in your _____ so no one thinks im naked"

😐

😆 that one is funny ✅

what about "let me slide my hotdog into your buns" 😂

-hh- Aesculapius

"it's cold out here, can i come in your cave?"