Different ways to say "Let's have Sex"...

Started by mysterio6921 pages
mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"Who wants to play with my lightsaber?"

finally, a star wars reference.
"let me put my boba fett in your sarlacc pit."

Raven Guardia =^_^=
Originally posted by GCG
"I must be hunting for treasure casue im digging your chest"

😂

"let me dig deep, I know where the treasure is at" or "I am gonna have to dig deep to get to the treasure"

terd40 CCC Agent
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
riiiiight....and i really have a lightsaber on my belt.

i do

but back to the topic, i know it sounds bad but i was on a first date and she goes, he wanna come in and watch tv? i was like sure. by the time i knew it she explained that the remote didnt work and the only tv was in her room. a bunch of cloths in the corner later hey, that remote probably worked... i feel so cheap but happy at the same time.

spidergrl Living
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"Who wants to play with my lightsaber?"

ANd Ken takes the lead! 😛

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
😂

"let me dig deep, I know where the treasure is at" or "I am gonna have to dig deep to get to the treasure"


or...you could put an X in whip cream near the treasure...cuz X marks the spot. man, what an idea.

GCG Red Bull

"Can I bullseye my womprats in your bagger's canyon? "

Raven Guardia =^_^=
Originally posted by mysterio69
or...you could put an X in whip cream near the treasure...cuz X marks the spot. man, what an idea.

😂

ken said about a light saber. well go the HP way and say "Wanna play with my wand" (I already did a broom one a few pages back)

Ken Kenobi Senior Member

"Is that a wookie in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

"can i be your drill sargeant? cuz i'm standing at attention."

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

i shall use the force on you...and by force, i mean my d*ck.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

what i got i wanna take and put it in ya!!!

Raven Guardia =^_^=

"Lets play cops and robbers....I will rob of your virginity, and you can arrest me and give me a strip search"

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

i wanna turn your cherry pie right into jam

Ken Kenobi Senior Member

*motions a girl over to him with his finger*

"I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 2."

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*motions a girl over to him with his finger*

"I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 2."


smooth, kenobi...real smooth. 😎

Ken Kenobi Senior Member
Originally posted by mysterio69
smooth, kenobi...real smooth. 😎

swank

GCG Red Bull

gotta agree with you there.

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

and, after a night of failed attempts, theres always "baby, i'll leave you alone if ya just let me bone ya."
you never know...

Sir Mist Senior Member
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"Who wants to play with my lightsaber?"

*runs to change sig* 😮‍💨

Raven Guardia =^_^=

how about

"let me sharpen my pencil"