USH'S ORIGINAL TRILOGY GAME EPISODE I 'LANZAR'- Rebel Alliance Thread

(Kyle will indeed shoot it. Wait. Let's see what it does first. Maybe it'll just go away. Hhmm... Can't second guess Ush, so I'll just shoot.)

"What the?!?!? Kyle yelps as he pints his blaster at the nearest part of the monstrosity and fires. "Now how the hell did we miss this thing crawling on us?"

Ohh, THAT didn't work well. The blaster causes its skin to ignrie... and the fire is spreading rapidly along its thick, muscular elength, curled around you guys.

"That was brilliant, Kyle! Simply amazing!" Rhys yells, attempting to get out of the snake's coils.

Ush, you're having the time of your life right now, I'll bet.

Might be a tiny bit amusing...

You know, getting it off you would be a whole lot more easy if it were not... burning your flesh off!

Like a kid in a sadistic, flesh-burning candy shop...

Might there be any way of, err... putting ourselves out?

Well, you aren't on fire. yet.

Kandyman?

Eerin will take repeatedly whacks at it with his halberd.

Tentative whack or hefty whack?

'cos hefty whack might go through your leg as well.

Lots of tentative whacks...

"How was I supposed to know these things were flammable?" Kyle takes his overshirt, wraps it around one hand and tries to beat the flames out. "Some God out there must really hate me. Nothing I have ever shot before set fire."

The fiery skin seems to come off easily and sets fire to the shirt. it seems it is shedding the fiery skin and is carrying on trying to squeeze you guys to death.

Tentative whacking oinly seems to make it grip harder, Eerin.

(... and we all get hit in the head by a golf ball, waking up to find it was all only a dream. Hehe, bonus points to any who know what classic American show I just referenced. I bet most of you are too young, but we'll see.)

Kyle whips the shirt off his hand and throws it away. "Eerin! Stop petting the thing and cut us out of here!" Figuring it can't catch fire more, Kyle keeps firing into the creature, while trying to wriggle free.

Interesting, because each layer of skin does indeed catch fire...

(You made that up! Can Kyle see the thing's head? Heck, can anyone see the head? Maybe blaster fire and skin fire on the head will kill it quicker. Or kill us quicker the way this is going.

Another though. Since shooting it isn't working, what do you guys think about playing dead? Just go limp and maybe it'll relax or let go. Crazy, but it just might work. Just remember my track record with crazy ideas...)

Well, yes, there MUST be a head somewhere...

You reckon if you play dead it will follow the logic of crushing things to death and eat you.

Btw, it's not as if blaster fire isn't hurting it, it's jsut a matter of who dies first.

"Someone find this thing's head! Shoot it, cut it, beat it off, I don't care; just kill it before this thing has a freshly baked meal."

It's pitch black, you cannot see the head unless you point a light in it. A Fortune point will make that happen.

Btw, Eerin is managing to dislodge it a bit, but where he has been hacking at the skin it has fallen into dense undergrowth and set it on fire.

I'll spend a Fortune point to find the head and shoot it.

"You know what? I love Lanzar!"

Eerin will swear in Geonosian and continuing hacking, preferably hard at a section where the threat of severing his own leg is less.

Well, it's ok. Blowing a fortune point and making a good Guns roll, Rhys seems to have brought it down.

Now you are tied up in bits of snake, and the jungle is igniting around you.