Prequel pants thread

Here's One:

Just because there are two of you, do not assume you have the pants ~ Dooku

Jango Fett: Take these pants. Be careful. There're very poisonous.

Qui Gon: Midichlorians are microscopic organisms that live inside our pants.

Anakin: Mom, Mom! We sold the pants! Look at all the money we made!
Shmi: My goodness.

Mace Windu: What is it?
Yoda: Something terrible has happened in his pants. Young Skywalker is in pain. Terrible pain.

Padme: Put down your pants, they’ve won this round.

Originally posted by overlord

(don't reply to this, this was retarded)

Umm, err, then why post it if you yourself thought it was retarded??

crybaby Nooooooooooooooo!!!

Actually, I knew people would respond if I tell them to do otherwise.
I am the smartest attention whore alive. smile1

Muhahahhaha!! 😈

Originally posted by overlord
crybaby Nooooooooooooooo!!!

Actually, I knew people would respond if I tell them to do otherwise.
I am the smartest attention whore alive. smile1

Muhahahhaha!! 😈

Now THAT just made a whole lot of sense........ NOT!

And just what does that have to do with pants??????

Palps to Anakain: "Do what must be done. Do not hesitate; show no pants."

Anakin: ""I should have known the Pants were plotting to take over."

Anakin: ""Sometimes I wonder what's happening to the Jedi Order. I think this war is destroying the pants of the Republic."

Originally posted by kalsemo
Now THAT just made a whole lot of sense........ NOT!

And just what does that have to do with pants??????

Originally posted by overlord
Yeah, what do your posts have to do with pants? Stop responding if you don't want retarded responses in return.
Haha! smile1

My posts are keeping in line with the topic of the thread... PANTS!

And you just admited that your responses are retarded.

So Haha back to you! smile1

And I was making an observation about your "(don't reply to this, this was retarded)" statement at the end of your post on page 9.... I was not making an observation on your actual Pants quotes on that particular post... they were actually quite good!

oops I just accidentally hit "add reply" by accident.

*Hands this argument over to Kalsemo* (because you were so nice to me in the last part of your message) 🙂

Emperor: Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you. You no longer need those pants.

Shmi Skywalker: All slaves have a transmitter placed somewhere in their pants.
Anakin: I've been working on a scanner to try and locate mine.
Shmi Skywalker: Any attempt to escape...
Anakin: And they blow your pants up! BOOM!

Yoda: See through your pants we can.

Watto: How are you going to pay for all this?
Qui-Gon Jinn: I have twenty thousand pants.
Watto: Pants? Pants are no good out here. I need something more real.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't have anything else
[waves hand]
Qui-Gon Jinn: but pants will do fine.
Watto: No, they won't.
[Qui-Gon waves his hand more firmly]
Qui-Gon Jinn: Pants will do fine.
Watto: No, they won't. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?

Originally posted by overlord
*Hands this argument over to Kalsemo* (because you were so nice to me in the last part of your message) 🙂

truce. no sweat 😎

*ahem*. moving on.

Mas Amedda: "Senator Organa... the Supreme Chancellor requests your pants at a special session of Congress."

Is it just me, or does it seem like the pants lines just naturally come out funnier from the EP III lines than from the other episodes' lines? (With the exception of: "I find your lack of pants disturbing."😉

idk but the bail organa one you posted was preety funny

Ki Adi Mundi: "We have surveyed all pants in the republic, and we have found no signs of General Grvious."

Watto: What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your pants around like that?

Governor Sio Bibble: A communications disruption could mean only one thing: pants.

Jar-Jar Binks: Ooh moi moi I love your pants!
Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of my pants.

Obi-Wan: If you strike my pants down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Obi-Wan: You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your pants until...you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Mace Windu: "I sense a plot to destroy the pants."

Originally posted by Captain REX
Watto: What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your pants around like that?

Rex😂

as much as the dialogue is poor in the PT, Watto DID have great dialogue methinks😮‍💨

"Drop your Pants jedi"

Originally posted by kalsemo
Ki Adi Mundi: "We have surveyed all pants in the republic, and we have found no signs of General Grvious."

Oops I meant Grievous of course, the mis-spelling was a typo.