Prequel pants thread

C. Lars: Those tuskens walk like men, but they're vicious, Pantless monsters.
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Vader: Perhaps you think you´ve been treated unfairly?.

Lando: No....

Vader: Good! It would be unfortunate to leave a pair of Pants here!

Lando: uh?
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Leia: If Pants is all you love, then Pants you´ll recieve...

lol

i think that this thread was cool at first but now the flames are dying

you are not alone... i´m runing out of ideas here!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by McCusto
You realize this is PREQUEL, right? Not Trilogy.

Here is mine:

You know...Don't you... If the pants destroy me, any chance of saving PadmÄ— will be lost.... -Palpatine

How did my e become an a?

Yoda: If into the pants you go, only pain will you find.

Padme: Stop now. Come back! Anakin, I love pants. I love pants.
Anakin: LIAR!

Obi-Wan: Padme, I need your pants. Anakin is in grave danger.

Anakin: I'd much rather dream about Padme, in my pants.

Anakin: What have I done in my pants!

Obi-Wan: I hope he doesn't try anything foolish.
Captain Typho: I'd be more concerned about *her* doing something in his pants.

Originally posted by lordofwar
Yoda: If into the pants you go, only pain will you find.

Padme: Stop now. Come back! Anakin, I love pants. I love pants.
Anakin: LIAR!

Obi-Wan: Padme, I need your pants. Anakin is in grave danger.

Anakin: I'd much rather dream about Padme, in my pants.

Anakin: What have I done in my pants!

Obi-Wan: I hope he doesn't try anything foolish.
Captain Typho: I'd be more concerned about *her* doing something in his pants.

We should change this thread to "Star wars pants thread"

Or you could just make one in the Trilogy forum.

that too

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
lol

i think that this thread was cool at first but now the flames are dying

That's cuz a lot of the lines just get repeated by multiple posters or the lines get botched.

yea i guess

Palps: "I need your help, son. I want you to be the eyes, ears, and pants of the Republic."

Anakin: "He won't give up his pants. I just learned the terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Pants Lord."

Mace: "I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi. The Dark Side of the Pants surrounds the Chancellor."

Palps: "Learn the Dark Side of the Force and you will save your pants from certain death."

Palps" "The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way, including their quest for greater pants.".

Yoda: " The boy you trained, gone he is... Consumed by Pants."

Darth Vader: You are unwise to lower your pants.

Captain Tarpals: No-ah 'gain, Jar Jar. You-sa goin' to da Bosses. You-sa in big doo-doo in your pants dis time!

Jango Fett: Don't move, Jedi. Take his pants away!

Obi-Wan: What took you so long?
Anakin: Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a pants that I really liked...

Palpatine: I will not let this pants, which has stood for a thousand years, be split in two.

Padme: You're making fun of my pants!
Anakin: Oh, no, I'd be too frightened to make fun of a senator!

those are good ones

yeah, those were good...

and I´m still out of ideas for more DAMM!

Obi: "You missed the report on the Outer Rim pants".

Mace: "It is settled then. Yoda will take a battalion of pants to reinforce the Wookies on Kashyyyk."

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you the truth, did he?

Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me that you lost your money!

Darth Vader: No, you have my money..

Luke Skywalker: I refuse to believe that! You turd muncher, parrot brain!

Darth Vader: Search your pants, you know it to be true..

Luke Skywalker: Aaaaaaaargh!!! Whiny b!tch!

(don't reply to this, this was retarded)

It´s okay.... we can be retarded in this thread, that´s its purpouse.

To be free of the Shackles of Rationality and Thought!
To roam freely in the land of Idiocy!

That is what this thread is all about

crybaby