Who's This Santa Character? Can we Trust Him?

😖anta: He comes down our chimneys , Eats our cookies and milk and leaves presants 😖anta: But what does he take? Nothing or everything? Could he actually be a thief in a Santa Suit. Santa is a big Cookie Eating Theif Pants. I'm Sure he took my candy Canes I had sitting on the table last Christmas Eve!

Well anyway, this year I have a little surprise for him, and it sure isn't cookies and milk.😖hifty:

It is actually terrifying..

I mean this fictional character is everywhere... Millions think he is real, people pretend he is and lie to their children....
It is horrible!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
It is actually terrifying..

I mean this fictional character is everywhere... Millions think he is real, people pretend he is and lie to their children....
It is horrible!

Actually im more terrified of the Easter Bunny. I mean one hes a bunny, and two he leaves candy and eggs in your home.

Santa's not real? weep

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Actually im more terrified of the Easter Bunny. I mean one hes a bunny, and two he leaves candy and eggs in your home.

I always thought of them as Easter Bunny Poop 😐

😆 But santa is overweight! He gives an unhealthy view of the human body!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
😆 But santa is overweight! He gives an unhealthy view of the human body!

Thank you for that...

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Thank you for that...

My Pleasure 😐

lol Yeah that actually gave me a jolt. I dont think I like Santa anymore if he looks like that.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
lol Yeah that actually gave me a jolt. I dont think I like Santa anymore if he looks like that.

You used to like Santa...

animal cruelty! Can you beleive what he did to that poor Rudolph.. 🙁

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
You used to like Santa...

animal cruelty! Can you beleive what he did to that poor Rudolph.. 🙁

No Please Tell me! 🙁 is he okay?

How is Rudolphs' nose red anyway?

Still clogged with fireflies...

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Still clogged with fireflies...

😆 Poor soul

Ewwch.. Just realising the ick factor to my own statement...

Santa, Is a Terrorist

Santa = satan