Who's This Santa Character? Can we Trust Him?

Started by Prince Nauj4 pages

Originally posted by † Mäs †

thats a scary picture

Santa=Satan lol thats funny.

😄 It is true 😐

Maybe I should keep my fireplace on all night, so when Santa comes down the chimney he has a little surprise. 😗

Santa does = Satan....

Satan
S a n t a Owned

Originally posted by † Mäs †
Santa does = Satan....

Satan
S a n t a Owned


Wicked Cool 😈

Originally posted by Prince Nauj
Wicked Cool 😈

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Re: Who's This Santa Character? Can we Trust Him?

Originally posted by † Mäs †
😖anta: He comes down our chimneys , Eats our cookies and milk and leaves presants 😖anta: But what does he take? Nothing or everything? Could he actually be a thief in a Santa Suit. Santa is a big Cookie Eating Theif Pants. I'm Sure he took my candy Canes I had sitting on the table last Christmas Eve!

Well anyway, this year I have a little surprise for him, and it sure isn't cookies and milk.😖hifty:

Yea santa claus, he some pohny fat ass who come down ya chmney brakin into ya house. He steal all the cookies like a pig. He go flyin around with his jolly ass and little susie says " mom! mom! The planet mercury.". Yea he named the reindeer after his biatches

Yea that dude sux. I dont belive it him.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Yea santa claus, he some pohny fat ass who come down ya chmney brakin into ya house. He steal all the cookies like a pig. He go flyin around with his jolly ass and little susie says " mom! mom! The planet mercury.". Yea he named the reindeer after his biatches

Yea that dude sux. I dont belive it him.

Sata.... Sorry "Santa" trys to eat children. 😐

Santa is evil! He is a big horned guy who wears red and has goat legs!

He is evil! Santa is satan! Santa is a fictional character who is everywhere! It is just NOT right!

Originally posted by Fianna
Santa's not real? weep

*holds Fianna*

Hush, sweetheart naughty

this is never good. he goes around and asks children to sit on his lap? how does he get away with this. the perveted santa satan must be abolished!

he is an evil character and has the easter bunny as his choclate excreteing helper! and poor poor rudolph.... wont anyone stop this madness!

oh yeh sarah i sent mollie that santa pic with happy xmas next to it

What about the Santanists what will they beleive in?

they are all over weight also they only believe in one thing. That he will come and take them away to join his perverted group of animal abusing child influencing and cookie stealing followers

Santa's Been spotted in downtown new york... Head down there with your pitchforks! 😐

pitchforks are his friends, we are his enimes. head down there with herds of deer to persuade the reindeer to leave him. then attack him with bagels at dawn! 🙂)

He will eat our weapons!
And his thin young model wife will shout at us!

then we must send fat women with rifles. i am off to begin the battle 🙂