Who's This Santa Character? Can we Trust Him?

Started by melinda_warren4 pages

i bid you farewell!

I am staying... Fat women hate our kind!

😑

Just discussing Satans stick thin wife!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Just discussing Satans stick thin wife!

Alright..

Originally posted by † Mäs †
Santa's Been spotted in downtown new york... Head down there with your pitchforks! 😐

No, No, Pitchforks aren't going to cut it. We need something better, something bigger. Hmmm, we have to play to his strengths, trick him.

hmmm, I say we put a little something more dangerous then just flour in our cookies that we leave him. 😗

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
No, No, Pitchforks aren't going to cut it. We need something better, something bigger. Hmmm, we have to play to his strengths, trick him.

hmmm, I say we put a little something more dangerous then just flour in our cookies that we leave him. 😗

😂 ow about we just w ait with a 12 gauge Shotgun?

Originally posted by † Mäs †
😂 ow about we just w ait with a 12 gauge Shotgun?

See thats the problem, we dont know if its actually him. For all we know it could be one of his doubles you know "Santa's helper". So we take out his helper, and then he knows we're on to him.

If we wait and plan something on christmas, and trick him into eating something, then theres no way he can get out of his fate. ✅

A weapon.. Maybe rocket launcher? 😑

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
See thats the problem, we dont know if its actually him. For all we know it could be one of his doubles you know "Santa's helper". So we take out his helper, and then he knows we're on to him.

If we wait and plan something on christmas, and trick him into eating something, then theres no way he can get out of his fate. ✅

Poisen....Arsenic....Hehe

We put bombs in the milk!!!

Ok...He is coming, throw your grenades!

😖hifty:

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
😖hifty:

*cocks gun*

*giggle*

*throws grenade at Bloigen*

*laughs*

You haven't taken the pin out!

Originally posted by Bloigen
*laughs*

You haven't taken the pin out!

😂

lol

SANTA = JOHN GOODMAN