I wouldn't want to meet the following ;
Priest; I wouldn't want to meet an invertebrate over the size of 5 foot.
C-master, as I'm sure he'd try and 'Own' me in some shape or fashion, especially down a Dark Alley
Long Pig, because he's the Internet equivalent of Malcolm X, and supports sex with little children.
Scoobles; he's Scottish
e.t.c. 🙂
Let's examine this post in may ways it truly is a work of art in it's construction.
Originally posted by Donkey Punch
I wouldn't want to meet the following ;
The above line sets the tone, it allows the post to build
Originally posted by Donkey Punch
I wouldn't want to meet the following ;Priest; I wouldn't want to meet an invertebrate over the size of 5 foot.
Now on the Bwahahahaha meter this rings in at about 6 it's damn funny and from most other posters it would be unlikely the post could improve from here!!!!!
However Donkey Punch is not most other posters.
Originally posted by Donkey PunchC-master, as I'm sure he'd try and 'Own' me in some shape or fashion, especially down a Dark Alley
This plays on Cmasters pride on ownership obvious but amusing we are still on a 6
Originally posted by Donkey PunchLong Pig, because he's the Internet equivalent of Malcolm X, and supports sex with little children.
slight dip here as Long Pig uses the NAMBLA sig to shock others, however the intentional irony allows the joke to still work. 5.5
Now everything has to have a punchline
Originally posted by Donkey Punch
IScoobles; he's Scottish
If you are English this kind of puts the joke over the top, even if you are Scottish with any sense of humour you realise that this puts the joke up to a perfect 10. Amazing 😱
Bwahahahahahahahahah 😆 head explodes etc.
then though we see the etc
Originally posted by Donkey Punch
IScoobles; he's Scottish
e.t.c. 🙂
Implying lots more is wrong with Scoobless than just being scottish and it pushes it beyond funny........ Even if nothing else is wrong with Scoobless besides being Scottish 😖hifty:
Many accuse DP of being my sock, he is not, however, I would be proud to have his humour.
Pure Genius.
😆
-FO!!
Originally posted by jasonk3
Badabing...he looks like he can benchpress a ton 😐
I've seen at least one banned member with a more muscular physique although his had the hardness you only get with dieting and roids. Bing may well sometimes take gear but he doesn't appear to diet to much beyond protein shakes added to his diet.
Still he obviously trains regularly.
-FO!!
Originally posted by Flame On!!Key point Roids its like he couldn't do it on his own merit 😛
I've seen at least one banned member with a more muscular physique although his had the hardness you only get with dieting and roids. Bing may well sometimes take gear but he doesn't appear to diet to much beyond protein shakes added to his diet.
Still he obviously trains regularly.-FO!!
Originally posted by Newjak
Key point Roids its like he couldn't do it on his own merit 😛
Oh I don't know when you reach a bench of 300 pounds for reps naturally most trainers who want to progress further tend to go down a certain route. Particularly if a specific sport is the motivation for training. I can't speak for the particular individual concerned though, as I only know him vaguely.
🙂
-FO!!
Originally posted by Flame On!!I understand but still you can get stronger without using Roids. 😛
Oh I don't know when you reach a bench of 300 pounds for reps naturally most trainers who want to progress further tend to go down a certain route. Particularly if a specific sport is the motivation for training. I can't speak for the particular individual concerned though, as I only know him vaguely.🙂
-FO!!
Originally posted by Flame On!!
Oh I don't know when you reach a bench of 300 pounds for reps naturally most trainers who want to progress further tend to go down a certain route. Particularly if a specific sport is the motivation for training. I can't speak for the particular individual concerned though, as I only know him vaguely.🙂
-FO!!
Originally posted by juggernaut66666He said for reps which you still don't need steroids to do.
😐
Most of the people doesn't need steroids to benchpress over 300 lbs.
He also said once you reach using 300 lbs for reps which was referring to the idea you need to use Roids to get over 300 lbs in reps which is also untrue.
Although it will help you get there faster.
Originally posted by Newjak
He said for reps which you still don't need steroids to do.He also said once you reach using 300 lbs for reps which was referring to the idea you need to use Roids to get over 300 lbs in reps which is also untrue.
Although it will help you get there faster.
It certainly does and few reach the 400+ for reps stage without them.
Originally posted by Newjak
I understand but still you can get stronger without using Roids. 😛
indeed you can but not as much stronger and not as efficiently. Purely because Muscle is at the root level stored Nitrogen and the way the muscle store this is through increasing the density of fibres. Gear also improves neuro muscular recruitment in fact the first affect of gear is a neuro muscular and not a recovery one. After all it's in the speedier recovery we see the most effects the ability to train more intensely due to more effective Nitrogen storage in recovery.
Although I am no expert in alterations to the Carbon 17 arrangement in testosterone. 😖hifty: Really.
🙂
-FO!!