101 ways to kill Harry Potter

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101 ways to kill Harry Potter

Saratn has come up with wonderful idea of a new thread to plot his death. piggy has her own thread, so why can't scar face have his own?

#1 Chop his head off

saratn likes saratn likes. who does the chopping?

Erm... well, it could be Snape, or Lucius, or Draco or Voldie...

#2 Someone else besides Voldie Avada Kedavra´s him

saratn wants to chop his head off.

good than you chop his head off

#3 Drown him

#4 Tell your house elf to do it...

saratn thinks drowing him is boring. yes, tell doby to drown scar face. saratn will look for a sword 😄

#5 tell him that the only possible way to save the wizard world is to kill himself

#6, lock him in a refrigerator. (No oxygen)

#7 Let him see his own smile for half an hour and he'll kill himself

Lock him in a room and force him to watch Harry Potter 1

Or you could, ya know, just shoot him?

Destroy every single Harry Potter book because they may be Horcrux's of his soul.

stick him in a room with george bush...

saratn would like him stuck in a room with piggy

Hmmm... I think we could always do the famous, tell him he is fat, he stops eating and starts throwing up on purpose and let him kill himself that way?

saratn hates to say it but that's no way to kill scar face. Saratn has a better idea. Saratn made it for piggy, but others didn't like it.

Steal his glasses and watch him tumble to his death on the revolving stairway....

not any fun! my idea is...
Kidnap freckled girl to use her as bait to get scar face, and throw freckled girl into a vat of oil. scar face goes in, and saratn sets them on fire.