101 ways to kill Harry Potter

Started by lordzeb6 pages

*chains him up*
saratn hates rats

EXACTLY!

saratn will leave you here. he thinks he hears the sick-o now.

You wont let him get me will you? You'll catch him first?

saratn was thinking to let him have some fun with you first.

you could...
tell him that when dumbeldore died, he left a special message for him in his office, and when he gets in there, lock him in with the portraits, who then strt telling him that hermione i sdying, and he needs to save her, and then put a spell on the door, so that when he tries to get out, he gets an electric shock, he will continue to try and get out, and then when hes spent, fill the rome with mustard gas. hehehe

Originally posted by lordzeb
LOL. saratn knows how to get michael jackson............live bait............and your the live bait................*ties up coonskin*

😂

F*** his brains out. the virgin'll die for sure!

😂 not my type so someone else can do that one

Originally posted by lordzeb
saratn was thinking to let him have some fun with you first.

damn you
At least I got the knife.

saratn is sure that was him calling.

kill ron then he'll kill himself

maybe........maybe not

Hairy Pooper should be burned and all Hairy Pooper wickedness.

your just showing your brightness i hope you know. i think their are better names than that.

I know.

Say I rebuke you Hairy Pooper (Harry Potter) in Jesus Name!

Then burn all the wicked Hairy Pooper devices.

Pray for JK Rowling.

erm.......come back when you make sense.

talk all you want about your religion too. i don't really care. i know nothing on any religion, so that's just going to piss me off

Originally posted by HairyPooper
I know.

Say I rebuke you Hairy Pooper (Harry Potter) in Jesus Name!

Then burn all the wicked Hairy Pooper devices.

Pray for JK Rowling.


In the name of the Harry, and of the Ron, and of the Smart Hermionie, I baptize you in the name of The JKR cult.

lol.

lol 😄