101 ways to kill Harry Potter

back of the knee caps with a red hot poker then will he's on the floor we throw hmmm what do we throw at him

teddy bears?

😄 kewl i had bags of sugar in mind but waste of sugar

yay!

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'Tis an interesting idea. And we shouldn't waste sugar. No, no. After we kill Harry Potter, we must bake a cake with that bag of sugar.

saratn don't like cake

cookies?

COOKIES 😄
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How bout we lock him in a room with XXX with only a vial of poison, and XXX will have a antivenom, and be invincible.
(replace XXX with one of the following
George Bush
Micheal Jackson
A dementor
That punk kid with the camera
Cho
Ginny in book 2
Luna Lovegood)

saratn loves it

Or we could skip the poison and let Micheal Jackson have his way with him....

LOL. saratn knows how to get michael jackson............live bait............and your the live bait................*ties up coonskin*

Dng it Sartn, I new you would betray me... And after i changed my decision to leave forever and ever!

hehehe. saratn will feed you, don't worry.

Wait this gives me a idea! tie him to a stake and offer him t king kong!

saratn likes it, but your not free

How bout we force him to travel with the Brokeback Cowboys?
(once again with the vial of poison)

saratn won't let you go

*coonskin 13 cuts himself free with a concealed knife.

How about rats? Put a cage of huge, starved rats up to his face and open it?