Character Ownage

Started by iceman245675,121 pages

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Somehow I got the feeling that russian Hitorians write something different about history then american or european...

Yeah i gotta agree with this lol.

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Alan and Hal > Kyle. The Film sucked though, the story was meh and I think Mel Gibson or Viggo Mortensen would have been better choices for Hal.
Everything about this post is stupid.

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Somehow I got the feeling that russian Hitorians write something different about history then american or european...
They don't have books in Russia.

Only bread lines and vodka.

Originally posted by iceman24567
Russia did not stop Hitler sorry to burst your bubble.
It did. Still, thanks for your valuable input.

Originally posted by Mindset
They don't have books in Russia.

Only bread lines and vodka.

They also have 'gently used' blue jeans. 👆

They also have Ivan Drago

Originally posted by Mindset
They don't have books in Russia.

Only bread lines and vodka.

Not true. If you buy 6 bottles of vodka you get a free disctionary.

Originally posted by SamZED
Not true. If you buy 6 bottles of vodka you get a free disctionary.
To burn for heat?

Originally posted by iceman24567
They also have Ivan Drago
Nope, he moved to America first chance he got.

Originally posted by Mindset
To burn for heat?
Defence against polar bears. Those dictionaries are heavy...

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Somehow I got the feeling that russian Hitorians write something different about history then american or european...
Pretty much. In our version it's not Stallone who wins the war...

6 bottles all at once, or is it like a frequent buyer freebee?

Yeah Russia had a huge part in Hitler's downfall. Germany's blitzridge was destroying armies and making short work of the Russian's. However, the Russian army deceided they will kept retreating and not prompt a direct assault which ultimatly pulled more and more German's further into Russia. Russia suffered huge loses, but the German army was not prepared for the Russian winters and did not have the proper equipment and froze to death. The Russian winters were the real victors there.

Hitler was spreading himself way to thin on the eastern and western fronts and that was his biggest mistake. America was not the sole reason Hitler lost, that's just riduclous 😬

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Somehow I got the feeling that russian Hitorians write something different about history then american or european...

Canadian history says that Americans are massive quivering pussies, and all the real men fled the Stats to join the Canadian Military and fight in WW2, while the rest of the "men" in the USA quilted, cried, wrote poetry or what-ever else it is that giant sissies do instead of fighting the Axis of Evil.

... but that's true. 😎

Originally posted by -K-M-
Yeah Russia had a huge part in Hitler's downfall. Germany's blitzridge was destroying armies and making short work of the Russian's. However, the Russian army deceided they will kept retreating and not prompt a direct assault which ultimatly pulled more and more German's further into Russia. Russia suffered huge loses, but the German army was not prepared for the Russian winters and did not have the proper equipment and froze to death. The Russian winters were the real victors there.

Hitler was spreading himself way to thin on the eastern and western fronts and that was his biggest mistake. America was not the sole reason Hitler lost, that's just riduclous 😬

Never claimed America was the sole reason 😐

Originally posted by -K-M-
Yeah Russia had a huge part in Hitler's downfall. Germany's blitzridge was destroying armies and making short work of the Russian's. However, the Russian army deceided they will kept retreating pulling more and more German's further into Russia. Russia suffered huge loses, but the German army was not prepared for the Russian winters and did not have the proper equipment and froze to death. The Russian winters were the real victors there.

Hitler was spreading himself way to thin on the eastern and western fronts.

The weather played its part but was far from the determining factor. And it was not a lucky accident anyway, it was strategy. Not to mention one of the most difficult periords for Russia was in summer-autumn 1941. That's when they stopped Hiter's army from taking over Moscow.

Originally posted by Konton
6 bottles all at once, or is it like a frequent buyer freebee?
At once. Why would you wanna buy less than 6?

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Canadian history[...]
Stopped reading there.

Originally posted by SamZED
The weather played its part but was far from the determining factor. And it was not a lucky accident anyway, it was strategy. Not to mention one of the most difficult periords for Russia was in summer-autumn 1941. That's when they stopped Hiter's army from taking over Moscow.

At once. Why would you wanna buy less than 6?

Oh I know it was a strategy, a damn good one. Also don't forget the propaganda of Vasily Zaytsev, which was huge for the Russian morale.

Originally posted by SamZED
Defence against polar bears. Those dictionaries are heavy...

Pretty much. In our version it's not Stallone who wins the war...

I know, it's Captain America, right?

Originally posted by -K-M-
Oh I know it was a strategy, a damn good one. Also don't forget the propaganda of Vasily Zaytsev, which was huge for the Russian morale.
Pretty sure Jude Law won against Germany for the Russians.

Originally posted by Mindset
Pretty sure Jude Law won against Germany for the Russians.

and most importantly....won my heart 😍