Originally posted by dmills
^^^ Hmmph... Phuck that mongoloid Jason. Huey, give us some Michael Myers please.
Phuck off.
Myers wish he'd be as good as Jason. Jason is a damn lawnmower, man. No shit like "I'm cursed by the DEEEEEVIL!" or anything. Just a superstrong zombie, fueled by his hate of retarded teenagers. He's probably the only slasherkiller people root for.
And his movies body count is above the 100 mark. He's the recordman.
Originally posted by Galan007
Just watched Jason X.Man that is cinematic gold.
Check this review of Jason X. Cracked me up good the first time. There is a part 2 also.
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
fueled by his hate of retarded teenagers.He's probably the only slasherkiller people root for.
And his movies body count is above the 100 mark. He's the recordman.
Of which he is one. Literally. "Mongo" Voorhies.
Which only serves to reinforce the caricature that he's always been. When people are rooting and having laughs during his kills, that outta tell you something. Folks don't laugh and cheer during Michael's kills. They're scared shitless of the Boogeyman...
No argument there. He's the Savage Hulk of serial killers.
Originally posted by Parmaniac
Pretty sure comic Jason would **** up Cap in a pure slug fest
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Jason, who impresses you by punching off people's heads?
Is going to beat Captain America? Who's a bullet timer and punches hard enough to send Iron Man crashing into the ground 10 feet away, with a force hard enough to make a crater ?
Lol.
Jason is too weak, too slow, and too soft to be a threat to Captain America.
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Phuck off.Myers wish he'd be as good as Jason. Jason is a damn lawnmower, man. No shit like "I'm cursed by the DEEEEEVIL!" or anything. Just a superstrong zombie, fueled by his hate of retarded teenagers. He's probably the only slasherkiller people root for.
And his movies body count is above the 100 mark. He's the recordman.
"Then there was only the sound of rain outside in the endless blackness of the long night and, presently, the rising tones of a pitiful wailing within and without, spreading across the station, the town, and the land without end."
Originally posted by dmills
Of which he is one. Literally. "Mongo" Voorhies.Which only serves to reinforce the caricature that he's always been. When people are rooting and having laughs during his kills, that outta tell you something. Folks don't laugh and cheer during Michael's kills. They're scared shitless of the Boogeyman...
No argument there. He's the Savage Hulk of serial killers.
And still, he would beat the shit out of Myers. If Jason ever put his hands on Michael, Mike would pray to stay dead at the next Halloween, and to never wake up again.
He's the Leornado Da Vinci of the slashers. A caricature that became bigger, and better than the original.
Originally posted by zopzop👆
Believe it or not, there's someone with an even higher bodycount than our boy Jason. It's this man :
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He killed hundreds of thousands (possibly MILLIONS) of children! [/B]
It's an underrated movie. I quite liked it. But this dude isn't a "Slasher" killer.
If we were counting everyone, Rambo, and possibly James Bond, would both top Jason too.
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