Character Ownage

Started by Rage.Of.Olympus5,121 pages

Superman swallows. 100% canon.

Dan Turpin >>>>> Thor + Manhunter

100% fact 😛

That math makes no sense. Thor and Martian Manhunter beat Kalibak without much problem, casually even.

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Originally posted by abhilegend
Did you miss the part where Kalibak shrugged off Thor's sucker mjolnir attack to the head, manhandled him totally at which Thor compared him with hulk in strength and only punched him away with J'onn at which Kalibak was just fine two pages later?

Can't tell if serious. 😕

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
That math makes no sense. Thor and Martian Manhunter beat Kalibak without much problem, casually even.

😂 not sure if you are serious but it doesn't have to, 'cuz if you see the thread tittle it is called "Character ownage"

So Turpin >>>> Thor according to Kesel and evidence confirms it. 😛

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
This is an ownage thread, so it's ok. Though honestly, Thor is beyond Kalibak. Kalibak might put up a fight but with Mjolnir Thor will win most of the time.

Ownage is supposed to be posted of course, but that's not ownage. And it shouldn't be spun into ownage either. Regardless of who would win.

Originally posted by carver9
Can't tell if serious. 😕

Totally serious.
Originally posted by Damborgson
Ah, it was a standard little fight then. Kalibak hits Thor, Thor hits him back, Manhunter helps put him down. Doesn't mean Thor needed the help so it's all good. Thor owned Kalibak about as much as Kalibak "owned" him.

How did Thor own him with his hammer shots basically doing nothing to the point first Giant man tries to help him and then manjobber? Also its Unlimited Access for those who can't read, All Access was another series which was total nonsensical with Bishop owning Martian Manhunter in h2h.

Originally posted by abhilegend
This takes the cake BTW. Bishop manhandling J'onn is bad to even manjobber's standards.


I mean, seriously?

Unlimited Access was a far better crossover and it handled power levels very well.

To be fair I've always felt bishop was a bit underrated that said J'onn didn't deserve that.

Originally posted by abhilegend

How did Thor own him with his hammer shots basically doing nothing to the point first Giant man tries to help him and then manjobber? Also its Unlimited Access for those who can't read, All Access was another series which was total nonsensical with Bishop owning Martian Manhunter in h2h. Like I said, I'm all for actual ownage, but not stuff spun into ownage for the sake of who knows what.

That can be argued against Kalibak too. His throw did nothing. Thor wasn't even dazed. Giant Man wanting to help, doesn't mean Thor needed it. They just happen to be part of the same team. Manjobber helping, doesn't mean he needed it. They both did about the same to each other, which was nothing really.

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Can someone post Bishop owning Hal. He was certainly operating at trans tier that comic.

Originally posted by Damborgson
That can be argued against Kalibak too. His throw did nothing. Thor wasn't even dazed. Giant Man wanting to help, doesn't mean Thor needed it. They just happen to be part of the same team. Manjobber helping, doesn't mean he needed it. They both did about the same to each other, which was nothing really.

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He was strong enough to totally manhandle Thor by lifting him and throwing him like a ragdoll. That's why Thor commented he was as strong as hulk and said that Kalibak hasn't faced mjolnir's power yet, not his own strength. Kalibak proved to be stronger than Thor there, he even shrugged off a total sucker shot from mjolnir to the back of head and got up from punches of J'onn and Thor simultaneously. How many characters have done so?

Originally posted by abhilegend
He was strong enough to totally manhandle Thor by lifting him and throwing him like a ragdoll. That's why Thor commented he was as strong as hulk and said that Kalibak hasn't faced mjolnir's power yet, not his own strength. Kalibak proved to be stronger than Thor there, he even shrugged off a total sucker shot from mjolnir to the back of head and got up from punches of J'onn and Thor simultaneously. How many characters have done so?

He threw him. Anything beyond that is trying to make it something it's not. It's obvious he was strong, but it wasn't the ownage you're making it out to be, or at all really.

How is that relevant? You started off saying Thor was just brutally owned to the point where he needed help, that's not the case.

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Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
And right before that panel, Ironclad and the others are striking him.

My imagination? The next issue flat out states that Taskmaster attacks did nothing, that he would have to be crazy to think Thor even felt them.

once again i am pointing out so pay attention.
taskmaster hits thor with the shield, and we see blood is drawn from that strike, we see blood flying from thors mouth with the direction of the hit which clearly tells us it was the shield bash that drew the blood.
later on iron patriot is mocking taskmaster and basically just trolling him because he doesnt want taskmaster to get too cocky and arrogant with the fact they raped thor, then he tells him go on to your mission, this is the way tyrants are keeping their man always inslaved to them, by mentally controlling them and making them believe they are nothing without them.

also iron patriot knocked thor clean off his feet to the ground with a punch, it is not far stretched that taskmaster indeed hurt thor as we see on the panel, even with you trying to bluntly lie.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
We've seen him drawing blood. Thor's skin breaks easily, canon fact.

Thor's face was holding back.

Originally posted by Damborgson
He threw him. Anything beyond that is trying to make it something it's not. It's obvious he was strong, but it wasn't the ownage you're making it out to be, or at all really.

How is that relevant? You started off saying Thor was just brutally owned to the point where he needed help, that's not the case.

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He manhandled thor, lets not oversimplify it. He picked him up and slammed him overhead which is indicated by the motion lines.

That's what I was calling an ownage. I didn't call it "brutal ownage". Thor failed to put kalibak down even with a sucker shot and with the help of J'onn. This is how you handle a jobber like Kalibak.

Take notes Thor.

i always said if thor to even have the slightest chance vs superman he got to have mjolnir with him.
in a fist fight thor is basically hercules with less skills.

Didn't Thor one shot Doomsday in a crossover?

Originally posted by wolverinos
i always said if thor to even have the slightest chance vs superman he got to have mjolnir with him.
in a fist fight thor is basically hercules with less skills.

Hercules is High Herald physically.

Originally posted by carver9
Didn't Thor one shot Doomsday in a crossover?

No. Kyle oneshotted Juggernaut though.