Character Ownage

A fist in his rectum.

Hulk requires nothing less.

Originally posted by Galan007
Thought I'd post this(again), because to this day it is still one of the most lopsided shit-stompings I've ever seen:

"Broken... And done." he

What's that from?

Are you kidding?

It's from the Kinghtfall arc. Batman #497.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Are you kidding?

It's from the Kinghtfall arc. Batman #497.

Who's the luchador?

Don't mock Bane or he'll break you.

This was the luchador version:

He is the manager of one of the Taco Bell's in Gotham his name is Bané.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Are you kidding?

It's from the Kinghtfall arc. Batman #497.

We have people whose comic knowledge begins in 2005. Not saying Dark is one of them, but it's probably not as surprising as we think for people to have no idea about this arc, or other iconic ones like it.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
A fist in his rectum.

Hulk requires nothing less.

Heh.

Originally posted by Damborgson
It was. I heard a lot of theories on why Rulk was so powerful back then, some said he was some sort of god of war too.

This was some fine writing after Loeb left:

Yeah. I forget who took over Rulk after Loeb (Jason Aaron?) left but I remember dropping the book because the first arc was essentially one long mea culpa featuring Rulk getting his ass kicked left and right.

Originally posted by Digi
We have people whose comic knowledge begins in 2005. Not saying Dark is one of them, but it's probably not as surprising as we think for people to have no idea about this arc, or other iconic ones like it.

Heh.

I started reading in earnest around 1997.

Btw, was kidding about Knightfall.

No, you were serious. 👇

"I will waste him... With some toxic waste!" pure gold lol

So you can beat CP by tossing poo at him?

No, poo is an astounding fertilizer.

He'd grow big, strong and hard if you threw it at him.

Originally posted by SamZED
"I will waste him... With some toxic waste!" pure gold lol

So you can beat CP by tossing poo at him?

Nah, that sh*t's organic. Literally. Can be used as fertilizer and stuff. Flinging poo at him would probably give him an amp.

Bah, Stiltman beat me to it.

👆

Capitán Planeta is one of the few characters whose fanboys wouldn't be angered if his writers shit and pissed on him. 🙂

"I am... Losing mah... Powah.. Somebody! Take a dump on me. Hurry!"

Last 2 minimized Because they are "doctor manhattan like"

Originally posted by dmills
Yeah. I forget who took over Rulk after Loeb (Jason Aaron?) left but I remember dropping the book because the first arc was essentially one long mea culpa featuring Rulk getting his ass kicked left and right.

Jeff Parker 👆

He received a beating of some sort or another for like 7 issues straight. 😂 All in all, I'm glad it's been toned down.

Originally posted by Estacado