Character Ownage

Started by Rage.Of.Olympus5,121 pages

Originally posted by Galan007
Truly that series was chock-full of lulz-worthy ownage. Other examples...

Strange vs. Dormammu:

.......

😂

Thing vs. Doom:

1) How did Ultimate Doom get back from his sacrifice in the Zombie Universe?

2) How can the Thing even hope to compete much less kill Ultimate Doom who is FAR more powerful?

3) Loeb is the f*cking WORST and I feel bad for Millar after all the work he put into it.

^ You answered you own questions:

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Loeb

As for #1, it was never explained how he escaped the zombie-verse. It was also never explained why/how there was blood on Thing's hand, given that Ult. Doom's skin and innards are entirely composed of a techno-organic metal. Lol, dat Loeb...

Originally posted by Fifthchild
While that may be how some writers see it that seems like a pretty contentious claim. You seem to be saying that every punch/injury "knocks some solar charge out" of him? Or was it established that Superman specifically charged up before heading down to the lab to bench things in Lobdell's run? I know he did in order to recover afterwards but i dont recall that.

Superman is always charged. When Superman uses energy to fly or run or whatever, the sun is always topping up his charge, like a sink overflowing with the tap on.

It's only when the sun is out of view that he's forced to rely on his actual charge which, depending on what comic you read, can last anywhere from days, to weeks, and even to months, depending on what he's actually doing at the time.

As for the "solar energy being knocked out of him" part, I've written my response five times in this post, and yet I keep deleting it because I can't phrase It how I would ideally like to.

[QUOTE=14645897]Originally posted by Galan007
[B]Truly that series was chock-full of lulz-worthy ownage. Other examples...

Strange vs. Dormammu:

.......

😂

That close up just phucking took me out of it 😆

Originally posted by -Pr-
Superman is always charged. When Superman uses energy to fly or run or whatever, the sun is always topping up his charge, like a sink overflowing with the tap on.

It's only when the sun is out of view that he's forced to rely on his actual charge which, depending on what comic you read, can last anywhere from days, to weeks, and even to months, depending on what he's actually doing at the time.

As for the "solar energy being knocked out of him" part, I've written my response five times in this post, and yet I keep deleting it because I can't phrase It how I would ideally like to.

Superman is like a cell phone. When it's plugged into a wall outlet you can browse the web, text, make calls, play games, DL apps, etc. as much as you want w/o having to worry about the battery dying.... But when your phone isn't plugged in, every single thing you do with it reduces the charge. Wait too long and/or send too many texts between charges, however, and your battery will surely die.

Obviously Clark's solar powers are a bit more complex than that, but the overall analogy is still fitting. 🙂

^was thinking of the same analogy

Doom is always in charge. Always.

(this is an edit)

PS. Ultimatum f8cking blows.

Originally posted by Galan007
You think
Spoiler:
Rick's wound is going to kill him
, like Negan said?

No I would say why, but I don't know how to use the spoiler option. I quoted you, but there wasn't any spoiler option that I could see. Oh well. I'm just a dumb@ss.

Locus is a beast.



Ultimate Reed, the cuckold:

Originally posted by Galan007
Ultimate Reed, the cuckold:

Love Namor. He wanted Reed to watch just because. 😄

Since when can Namor create giant water monsters?

Originally posted by SamZED
Since when can Namor create giant water monsters?

Ultimate Namor had hydrokinesis.

Originally posted by Bentley
Ultimate Namor had hydrokinesis.
Ah got it thanks.

I might be a little more tired than usual but this thread still makes me giggle....

Originally posted by Galan007
Blob's like the only character Loeb did justice to during Ultimatum:

👆

Despite hating ultimatum I cant say I didnt enjoy wasp getting killed. She had a weird symbiotic relationship with pym. Like she didnt know how to be in a relationship without having her ass beat.

Ultimate Namor also had teleportation.

Originally posted by Kazenji

Please post the "Oh no! Teammate Wonder Man got hit in the head with a boulder!!!" scene 😂

Ares was such an a-hole in that arc 😂

Originally posted by carver9
Ultimate Namor also had teleportation.

I thought it was just super speed.