Character Ownage

If someone would have told me before today that there was a comic where Marshall Mathers pistol whipped The Punisher I would have called you insane...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Got revealed recently to be 616, yes.

Good that at least one writer (Hickman, right?) wants to put carver in his place.

Yup.

I revisited it to highlight the dangers of using extremely recent portrayals as irrefutable proof. It could easily have been the other way, and who knows, Hickman might in the next issue reveal it was a double bluff and that it WAS and alternative Hulk...

Someone post Dogwelder welding a dog to Lobo's ass and getting married to Bueno Excellente. That was ****ing hilarious.

What the ****.

Originally posted by Yamcha
If someone would have told me before today that there was a comic where Marshall Mathers pistol whipped The Punisher I would have called you insane...

That was awful, at least Frank tanked it all like a champ.

Your average Joe could beat the living shit out of Eminem in rl...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
That was awful, at least Frank tanked it all like a champ.

Your average Joe could beat the living shit out of Eminem in rl...

That face though...

Has Pete told anyone about the body snatching yet?

He told MJ

And Carlie and Spider-man 2099. Also Goblin figured it out instantly after hearing the first quip.

Stark is riding Eddie's dick and everyone on KMC treats it as a normal thing. Priceless.

Everyone knows Brock is dickless, though. 👆

Blasphemy. Besides who needs a dick when you can go full hentai mode with symbiotic tentacles.

Originally posted by Damborgson

Before that scan

Originally posted by abhilegend
Always wanted to post this. "Of thee I sing", one of the greatest Superman stories I've ever read and is really a undersold gem. What happens when Superman can't save someone?

http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/18730605/000rw9ce-3.jpg.html
http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/18730606/000rw9ce-4.jpg.html
http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/18730607/000rw9ce-5.jpg.html

Seriously it's scenes like that where you see Ennis REALLY gets Superman (along with the later scene with the grave). I mean, as much as he seems to hate superheroes at times, he really gets some characters. But yeah the later scene from JLA/Hitman (I think) is so good as well.

I guess just more evidence to how freaking good Ennis is as a writer.

Originally posted by AlmightyKfish
Seriously it's scenes like that where you see Ennis REALLY gets Superman (along with the later scene with the grave). I mean, as much as he seems to hate superheroes at times, he really gets some characters. But yeah the later scene from JLA/Hitman (I think) is so good as well.

I guess just more evidence to how freaking good Ennis is as a writer.

😂

Ennis has one of the best all-around track records in comics, imo. Almost everything he writes is somewhere between enjoyable and brilliant.

I can forgive anything bad he's written for that Green Lantern scene.

Bueno. Bueno.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, Ennis hates Superheroes with a passion but really loves Superman. That "what an unbelievably cool guy" was what he describes Superman to his fellow writers. He really hates Lobo and Green Lantern though.

😂

Yeah man, he really describes Superman better than half the current writers.
Batman is another one he always wrote with a bit more restraint.

Although he really seemed to dislike Kyle xD