Character Ownage

Started by Blue Area Vet5,121 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😂

What happens there exactly? 😛

http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/24478122/Ultimates_2015-_001-011.jpg.html

Don't act like you didn't see MAC fighting beyond light speed, bitches!

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's not infidelity considering Medusa did break up with Bolt.

BB should just get over her.

Break up? They are a married royal couple, not two 5th graders that "go together."

Originally posted by carver9

http://s188.photobucket.com/user/ervintrn25/media/HulkVsSupermanPage10.jpg.html

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=12704275

Damn, Sups is still getting his ass beaten.

Originally posted by Magnon
That gesture didn't symbolize "extinguishing" the human torch, it symbolized the flame between Medusa and Bolt and how it has died out. So, Johnny's reaction was as expected; he realized he was free to pursue Medusa without having to worry about Bolt.

That's how I read it too.

*points at Medusa*
*points at his heart*
*extinguishes flame*

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Break up? They are a married royal couple, not two 5th graders that "go together."

Marriage doesn't mean they're surgically attached to each other, lol.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
That's how I read it too.

*points at Medusa*
*points at his heart*
*extinguishes flame*

Yeah, Magnon makes sense.

BB's butthurt face and Johnny being the guy made of fire make it very easy to misread, though...

Originally posted by Magnon
That gesture didn't symbolize "extinguishing" the human torch, it symbolized the flame between Medusa and Bolt and how it has died out. So, Johnny's reaction was as expected; he realized he was free to pursue Medusa without having to worry about Bolt.
I saw that as the former. Nobody hands off their ex to the next person, especially a king

Originally posted by carver9

http://s188.photobucket.com/user/ervintrn25/media/HulkVsSupermanPage10.jpg.html

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=12704275

You know this was written to make both characters look good right?

Yeah, Superman got lucky he had that writer's armor.

Originally posted by SquallX
You know this was written to make both characters look good right?

No, but I know that if Superman isn't completely dominating every opponent at every stage of every fight, it's a loss for the fanboys.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Marriage doesn't mean they're surgically attached to each other, lol.

Really? Thanks.

Marvel shits on marriage they way you shit on comic book characters.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
That's how I read it too.

*points at Medusa*
*points at his heart*
*extinguishes flame*

What a hoe bag. He used to hit Crystal.

I only shit on overpowered & boring comic book characters.

Marvel shits on marriage? Reed and Sue have been together since forever.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
What a hoe bag. He used to hit Crystal.

F*ck Crystal, that's nothing. He stole that blind girl from Ben 😆

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
What a hoe bag. He used to hit Crystal.
True. Medusa and Crystal are sisters...

Lawl.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I only shit on overpowered & boring comic book characters.

Marvel shits on marriage? Reed and Sue have been together since forever.

F*ck Crystal, that's nothing. He stole that blind girl from Ben 😆

Quesada was notorious for not liking relationships, iirc. Peter and MJ for example.

I don't know how Reed and Sue avoided the chopping block tbh.

Originally posted by Smurph
True. Medusa and Crystal are sisters...

Lawl.

Marvel is run by some pervs. Seriously.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I only shit on overpowered & boring comic book characters.

Marvel shits on marriage? Reed and Sue have been together since forever.

F*ck Crystal, that's nothing. He stole that blind girl from Ben 😆

Yeah, and Namor has been dicking Sue down for half of the marriage! Marvel HATES marriage.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Quesada was notorious for not liking relationships, iirc. Peter and MJ for example.

I don't know how Reed and Sue avoided the chopping block tbh.

Look how he did BP and Storm after all the fanfare. Dude is probably not getting any from his wife.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Look how he did BP and Storm after all the fanfare. Dude is probably not getting any from his wife.

Wouldn't surprise me tbh.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Yeah, and Namor has been dicking Sue down for half of the marriage! Marvel HATES marriage.

He tries his best, but Sue ignores his advances. Kinda weird, tbh, considering that Reed spends 99.9% of his life in the lab...