Character Ownage

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He tries his best, but Sue ignores his advances. Kinda weird, tbh, considering that Reed spends 99.9% of his life in the lab...

He stretches where it counts

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He tries his best, but Sue ignores his advances. Kinda weird, tbh, considering that Reed spends 99.9% of his life in the lab...

Reed spending 99.9% in his lab doesn't give Sue the green light to cheat on her husband. The husband she also shares 2 kids with.

She either talks to him about it and work it out, or divorce him, not being a ***** and start cheating on him.

I'm pretty damn sure she tried to talk some sense into him on numerous ocassions. Never works.

Those kids are most likely the result of IVF anyway. One is a reality-manipulating psycho, the other is a Doom-loving little devil 😂

Anyway, back on topic.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'm pretty damn sure she tried to talk some sense into him on numerous ocassions. Never works.

Those kids are most likely the result of IVF anyway. One is a reality-manipulating psycho, the other is a Doom-loving little devil 😂

Then leave him!

Cheating on the man you claim too love just because hes an idiot to not notice you makes you just as bad, if not worse than him.

Reed's aloofness can be seen as him being too dense, where as Sue's indiscretion is just her being a whore.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
F*ck Crystal, that's nothing. He stole that blind girl from Ben 😆

Funny, i remember Fantastic four rise of Silver Surfer actually started forshadowing this.

I thought it was sick when Marvel was teasing who BPs wife would be and was including Sue Richards and Mary Jane. WTF you sick dick beaters.

MJ is gonna replace Pepper apparently now, btw.

I dont think thats gonna end up being what people are so worried about to be honest but we'll see.

....but lest we forget, MJ f***ed human torch too so it wouldnt be that big a deal if she got with Tony anyway.

Originally posted by JayDaDon
MJ f***ed human torch too

Wait, what? How? When?

As for Tony, he simply needs a younger Pepper. Bendis is writing, so you can bet he'll bed her.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
MJ is gonna replace Pepper apparently now, btw.

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You can relax here. Parker has erased their marriage by making a deal with the f*cking devil years ago 😂

MJ deserves someone better. Even an alcoholic womanizer like Tony is better than Puny Parker.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Wait, what? How? When?

As for Tony, he simply needs a younger Pepper. Bendis is writing, so you can bet he'll bed her.

Believe it was at some point when pete and Johnny were rooming together. Or close to that point.

I think they were dancing, but I don't remember them fuking. Also they weren't the only ones dancing there. So that alone doesn't imply that they've had sex. Unless it was a group thing...

Originally posted by SamZED
Unless it was a group thing...

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You should write a one-shot explaining in detail how all those innocent parties happening in the Marvel Universe were actually hardcore orgies.

Originally posted by SamZED
I think they were dancing, but I don't remember them fuking. Also they weren't the only ones dancing there. So that alone doesn't imply that they've had sex. Unless it was a group thing...

There was a scene the next morning that confirmed it. I'll have to find it again but I remember definite confirmation. Do you remember which arc that was? I probably have it here somewhere.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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You should write a one-shot explaining in detail how all those innocent parties happening in the Marvel Universe were actually hardcore orgies.

*The Boys - Herogasm

Actual storyline

Originally posted by -K-M-
*The Boys - Herogasm

Actual stortline

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Parker erased his marriage to save his freaking aunty who had 1 foot on the grave already,ridiculous