Character Ownage

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Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
[b]Grayson #16 Pt 2/2

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Grayson is awesome. And TAO IS BACK!

Originally posted by Galan007
If the writer's not a fat behemoth, she's definitely one of those fem-hipsters. You know, the hardcore feminist lesbians who think the fats are equal members of society. Lul.
She looks exactly what you'd expect her to look like if she wasn't fat. Colored hair in some, quirky haircuts, thick rimmed glasses...

Also when searching for the title of the issues to find the writer, someone was using lyrics from The Zephyr Song (Fly away on my zephyr) to promote how cool it was that she was fat.

This was not a good day for me and comics to say the least.

F*cking hell... facepalm

For hilarity's sake, here's the video from the song that blogger used to promote a fat hero.
YouTube video

Needless to say, I don't think they'd enjoy that video 😂

That is legitimately hilarious. 👆

For serious, I don't understand people anymore. within the last 10 years, 90% of the world has gone completely bat shit insane.

Originally posted by Galan007
Pretty impressive feat for He-Man:

I don't really follow He-Man closely, but I do love the character.

Has he somehow avoided this systematic emasculation crusade going on? Would be awesome.

That's hawt.

Originally posted by Galan007
So Valiant is now publishing a series about a morbidly obese female superhero called "Faith":

...What is society coming to..? 😘

These people know being that fat is bad for the body right?

The human is not meant to be this fat and still expect to function at maximum capacity.

Fat apologists are the worst.

Anyway, that is an excellently drawn chihuahua. The artist, unlike the Plutonian, might be redeemable.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
That's hawt.

So, is she so fat she's bullet proof?

Nah, she can generate some sort of TK shield.

Pfft, pussies, if you're going to make a fat super hero, you best go the whole nine yards.

Yeah, make the fatness part of her power... At least then it would serve a purpose. As it stands it just looks like they slapped a cape on Pam(from Archer):

...But at least Pam is funny, and makes jokes about her sloppiness. She doesn't take herself seriously. srsly

Aside from that, when in the phuck did all of these hardcore feminist bulls infiltrate comics? Jane taking the reigns as Thor, Dianna carrying Clark around like a princess, Angela feminizing Bor, this random fat b*tch flying around fighting crime, etc. Shit is making comics even more retarded than they'd already become. 👇

I don't know, it feels like it happened over night. I didn't really process it until they booted Thor from his book and gave it to Jane. Now it's just ridiculous, it's like they want to turn everything into a phucking girls club all the sudden.

Originally posted by Galan007
Yeah, make the fatness part of her power... At least then it would serve a purpose. As it stands it just looks like they slapped a cape on Pam(from Archer):

...But at least Pam is funny, and makes jokes about her sloppiness. She doesn't take herself seriously. srsly

Aside from that, when in the phuck did all of these hardcore feminist bulls infiltrate comics? Jane taking the reigns as Thor, Dianna carrying Clark around like a princess, Angela feminizing Bor, this random fat b*tch flying around fighting crime, etc. Shit is making comics even more retarded than they'd already become. 👇


Uh huh.... Sure. You just like posting Filf heroines. Here... Drink it up.

Originally posted by Philosophía
I don't think there's anything ambiguous there. If I tie your limbs with cables, attach the cables to a mini-cooper and stick you on a platform that is slowly moving up, you'll be able to move the cooper due to the platform [flight] and your own durability - not due to strength. Same concept applies here.

That doesn't mean the flight cancels the need to have strength when moving something in general, though. Imagine you're sitting on the platform, and instead of having the cables attached to the car, you lift the car above your head, as the platform moves up. You're strong enough to exert force from your limbs that is moving the car - irrelevanat of the platform. Otherwise, the car would fall on you/limbs would bend backwards as soon as you try to move it.

If you were a woman, on the other hand, such as scene would be sexist, as nothing can tie you up, and a mini-cooper would be too light for your womanly potent muscles. A truck would be more on your level.


The thing is, the platform is an external force, superman's flight isn't, that's all superman.

I think a better analogy is when you tie a rope to a fire truck and then the other end to yourself. Then you start moving and pulling the truck with you.

Similarly superman is tied up in that ship with almost unbreakable bonds. When he flies, he drags the ship that is connected to those bonds with him.

I think his flight is tied to his strength, because there aren't a lot of other characters who can fly and drag planets with them.

Superman has the strength to lift planet sized objects, he benched pressed the equivalent of earth weight for 5 days without breaking a sweat. So that can't be questioned.

When he moves a planet, he's lifting it and then his flight pushes him and the weight of the planet.

Unless his strength is doing all the heavy work and his flight is just moving him.

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
I don't know, it feels like it happened over night. I didn't really process it until they booted Thor from his book and gave it to Jane. Now it's just ridiculous, it's like they want to turn everything into a phucking girls club all the sudden.

Look at Justice League 3001. Flash is female. Guy Gardner is female. Now Superman as well (well, replaced with Supergirl I think).

I'm all for feminist and boycotting bs campaigns, but in good faith I can't condone a fat superhero that idealizes fattiness. I suppose it could be done correctly (not praising excesive chubiness nor making it a ridiculous focus).

I mean, sure, comic violence promotes murder and cruelty, but those things are still animalistic in some sort of natural and catartic way.