Character Ownage

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Celery Jane realizes how bad that makes Thor look.

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vin

Jesus Christ 😂

Originally posted by abhilegend
Nah, Bendis should write Thanos more.

Someone needs to balance the wanking Starlin has done for more than thirty years now.

👆

What?? DAFUC are you talking about? How can you mention Starlin and Bendis in the same breath? Oh yeah, because you want Marvel to burn, nevermind.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

vin

Okay. What's the difference when Starbreaker did that to Superman?

@brown vet

He's right, you know.

Starlin wanking the shit out of Thanos and retconning his every low/average showing was ridiculous.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Okay. What's the difference when Starbreaker did that to Superman?

Not sure if I saw that. Scans?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
@brown vet

He's right, you know.

Starlin wanking the shit out of Thanos and retconning his every low/average showing was ridiculous.

Wanking? Give me a break, if that's the case then every writer wanks him. He's the top of the villain foodchain and he beats everyone's ass. It was like that before Starlin as well.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not sure if I saw that. Scans?

I'm sure you did. You are logged on 24/7.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Wanking? Give me a break, if that's the case then every writer wanks him. He's the top of the villain foodchain and he beats everyone's ass. It was like that before Starlin as well.

Not really, no.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
I'm sure you did. You are logged on 24/7.

I don't even know who Starbreaker is. Don't care about DC. Superman's corner of that universe is absolutely the worst, sans maybe Aquaman's and his romances with halibuts.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I don't even know who Starbreaker is. Don't care about DC. Superman's corner of that universe is absolutely the worst, sans maybe Aquaman's and his romances with halibuts.

He's a G-lister that beat Superman and the JLA, and because he did, Superman fans put up on a huge pedestal. I guess the writer was wanking Starbreaker.

Googled him. You're right, I've seen scans many times, just never really cared who that was. Superman getting wtf pwned is quite common.

He looks like a Sinestro/Dracula hybrid, btw.

This was the opening sequence of Wonder Woman - Earth One:

Absolutely fantastic!

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Googled him. You're right, I've seen scans many times, just never really cared who that was. Superman getting wtf pwned is quite common.

He looks like a Sinestro/Dracula hybrid, btw.

Don't forget Count Chocula.

😂

And Count von Count...

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Okay. What's the difference when Starbreaker did that to Superman?

As you asked....

The fact that Starbreaker is powered by red suns, AKA one of the things that depowers Supes?

One! Ah, ah, ah!

Such a goofy ass villain.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Such a goofy ass villain.

Still a better character than regular Superman or evil Superman, though.

Lol people are still Thanos only Starlin wrote Thanos highly, he was wrote that exact was by Giffen, Abnett/Lanning, Marz, David and Hickman. Only Bendis has ever not wrote him highly. That's is a fact that can't be argued

The irony of posters saying Thanos gets wanked is funny as it Superman who's been wanked for his entire history. with every character he comes up against job to him regardless of their power.

Are we really still talking about this?

Low showings: they happen. Let it go. 👆