Character Ownage

Alpha flight confirmed in deadpool 2

.......close enough

Originally posted by One-Punch
Superman almost gets killed by a random teen vampire named Skeeter. He gets narrowly saved by Batman.

We already know Badgod > Superman.

I wonder how Dracula with adamantium katanas and decreased speed would Do?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
STOP FLIRTING WITH HIM

You're mine. Don't forget that.

I regrew that chest hair you like.

Originally posted by carver9
I regrew that chest hair you like.

Just one?

Originally posted by One-Punch
That's not that bad. This is worse.

Superman gets one-shot KO'd with a punch by a kid who was the son of a random meta level hero.

Where is One Punch. I miss this guy.

Lol. Where does it say without touching them????

Carver,are you drunk?

Hello!

Originally posted by One-Punch
😉

Superman tries and fails to push a [b]two ton pummel and gets smashed by it. He nearly gets Jimmy, his best friend, killed.

Owned by two whole tons... [/B]

Miss him

Originally posted by carver9
Who recorded the showing in the Dark dimension? Hell, did they even recorded anything WWH related. Remember, during his fight against Ironman, New York was split in half. Wait, let me guess, the city is two miles long? So again, who recorded anything on the Hulk? Also, it said he could KILL every being within two miles, that's without him even making contact with them. That's insane.

I thought you said he went WBH in OTHER stories, not just in the Dark Dimension?

During those times, they had recording equipment.

Are you now saying...he wasn't at WBH levels?

Hello!

Unless Hulk can blitz around within two seconds for two miles and kill everyone, can someone please tell me how he is achieving this?

Originally posted by carver9
Unless Hulk can blitz around within two seconds for two miles and kill everyone, can someone please tell me how he is achieving this?

Thunderclap.

Edit: unless you're saying he can't? BZ me.

Originally posted by carver9
I regrew that chest hair you like.

Mmmmmm... carvie...

Originally posted by carver9
I wonder how Dracula with adamantium katanas and decreased speed would Do?

Originally posted by carver9
Where is One Punch. I miss this guy.

Originally posted by carver9
Miss him

Meltdown imminent.

Funny thing is, I really don't know why.

Cho doesn't hold a candle to Banner, in terms of Hulk.

I honestly don't see why Carver flies off into a rage when we denigrate him. Banner Hulk was so much better.

It's like celey getting all worked up with Jane, or Stilt getting mad when low showings of X-23 are posted....

Originally posted by carver9
Where is One Punch. I miss this guy.

Throwing Carver a bone. From ASM#692(2012):

In case you guys feel there isn't enough politics in comics... Doc Ock has created himself a new body using his own DNA and Spider-man's. It looks like Richard Spencer, the white supremacist guy.

Scans?

I thought he just got his normal body back, wtf.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Scans?

I thought he just got his normal body back, wtf.

Originally posted by HulkIsHulk
Throwing Carver a bone. From ASM#692(2012):

Compared to the Phoenix. He was compared to a being that killed an entire race of Celestials. Guess what happens to things like this if it isn't named Superman? Ask Galan.

http://i.imgur.com/pVcg5wx.jpg

Bill is such a ****ing badass.