Character Ownage

Started by CosmicComet5,121 pages

Is it going to be banner or cho?

^ You're not up-to-date, fam. The new Hulk is actually Jennifer Walters.

No, I'm not kidding. Her series is actually called that, lol.

https://www.bitchmedia.org/sites/default/files/styles/article_page_featured_image/public/she-hulk_hero.png?itok=YNoG59ka

Crap! I was collecting my Marvel select Action figures line and I had Thor , Hulkbuster and Hulk in male form, seems I am going to have to replace them with Barbies. 👇

Originally posted by abhilegend
Its real Thor this time, not that beta Odinson.

Hulk is finally fighting someone worthy.

Huk is fukt

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Crap! I was collecting my Marvel select Action figures line and I had Thor , Hulkbuster and Hulk in male form, seems I am going to have to replace them with Barbies. 👇

😂

Great post, lol. And sad at the same time.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
^ You're not up-to-date, fam. The new Hulk is actually Jennifer Walters.

No, I'm not kidding. Her series is actually called that, lol.

https://www.bitchmedia.org/sites/default/files/styles/article_page_featured_image/public/she-hulk_hero.png?itok=YNoG59ka

😆

marvel's war against masculinity continues.

House of cucks.

****s sake.

I don't get it.

If they don't want comics to be all about white men then let ****ing Morrison at the wheel.

Is quality writing some kind of lost art? Ann Nocenti was SUPER obvious about her feminist and vegitarian agenda but it didn't lessen her comics in any way.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Crap! I was collecting my Marvel select Action figures line and I had Thor , Hulkbuster and Hulk in male form, seems I am going to have to replace them with Barbies. 👇
funny and true at the same time.

I hope Banner comes back and delivers his own version of the recton punch.

It can be a recton thunderclap for all I care, just set everything back into proper order.

Sad, but Jen's run is actually really good. Don't let the hate blind you.

Reserve that hate for Cho, and his Jeremy Lin shenanigans.

Nah.

I like Cho, and he was a fun reprieve as a Hulk. I like Jenn too, but not more than Banner.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
I hope Banner comes back and delivers his own version of the recton punch.

It can be a recton thunderclap for all I care, just set everything back into proper order.

U make it sound like Banner had a good run this decade

Thor vs neutron star gravity.

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11120/111201466/4639593-3065453220-42446.jpg

Power Girl vs actual neutron star.

Power Girl vs an actual quasar.

😏

Originally posted by Sin I AM
U make it sound like Banner had a good run this decade

He hasn't even been active the entire time this past decade and his run has still been great.

Banner reached his Hulkiest. And that's all you need in a Hulk. Hulkiness.

For Hulk is Hulk. And Banner is Hulk.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
He hasn't even been active the entire time this past decade and his run has still been great.

Banner reached his Hulkiest. And that's all you need in a Hulk. Hulkiness.

For Hulk is Hulk. And Banner is Hulk.

Hulk legit had one of the best decades ever in terms of a power upgrade, though at this point it's probably approaching 15 years instead of 10.

You pre-pubescent noobs don't realize it, but when I joined this board (in, what, 2004?) not only was it defensible to have Hulk in the low herald tier, but no one really questioned or challenged it. Comparing him to Thor, for example, would have been laughable. But now I'd be surprised if he didn't beat Thor in a fight.

And the reason he's such a polarizing character in vs. boards is because everyone who knew him to that point was incredulous that Marvel would push somebody with such a limited powerset into the realm of those with more powers than Megaman on steroids, and all of them at a cosmic level. So like, when he strengths his way through logic itself, there's still this unseen internet eye roll at the fact that writers acquiesced to the basest instincts of their teenage, vs.-obsessed fanbase.

I actually like Banner as a character at times. There's a poignancy to the character of Hulk that frequently gets lost in rage-powered wish fulfillment. But it's still there when written well.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Thor vs neutron star gravity.

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11120/111201466/4639593-3065453220-42446.jpg

Thor is more powerful than a neutron star. Easily.
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/10/109250/2247729-ThorStrength25.jpg

Originally posted by Digi
Hulk legit had one of the best decades ever in terms of a power upgrade, though at this point it's probably approaching 15 years instead of 10.

You pre-pubescent noobs don't realize it, but when I joined this board (in, what, 2004?) not only was it defensible to have Hulk in the low herald tier, but no one really questioned or challenged it. Comparing him to Thor, for example, would have been laughable. But now I'd be surprised if he didn't beat Thor in a fight.

And the reason he's such a polarizing character in vs. boards is because everyone who knew him to that point was incredulous that Marvel would push somebody with such a limited powerset into the realm of those with more powers than Megaman on steroids, and all of them at a cosmic level. So like, when he strengths his way through logic itself, there's still this unseen internet eye roll at the fact that writers acquiesced to the basest instincts of their teenage, vs.-obsessed fanbase.

I actually like Banner as a character at times. There's a poignancy to the character of Hulk that frequently gets lost in rage-powered wish fulfillment. But it's still there when written well.

Best decade in terms of power uograde not in terms of character development

Up until Planet Hulk he had a lot of solid arcs though.

No clue why they felt they needed to pseudo-reboot the Hulk.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Up until Planet Hulk he had a lot of solid arcs though.

No clue why they felt they needed to pseudo-reboot the Hulk.

I agree. Ive hated every arc after Planet Hulk. They focused less on Banner and character development and more on upgrades, feats and fights

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Ive hated every arc after Planet Hulk.

Pretty much. Loved Planet Hulk. Almost everything that came after just wasn't very good at all.