Character Ownage

Started by Zack M5,121 pages

What if a young Bruce Wayne got a Green Lantern ring after his parents deaths.

Originally posted by Zack M
What if a young Bruce Wayne got a Green Lantern ring after his parents deaths.

Where is this from?

Originally posted by carver9
What in my post is wrong and before you say everything, can you please be specific?

You.

Originally posted by carver9
What in my post is wrong and before you say everything, can you please be specific?

And I didn't say Everything 😛

Originally posted by carver9
This sounds more reasonable than what I said.

Like I said ANYTHING will sound more reasonable than what you said.

ANYTHING.

I hope this time you get the concept, otherwise you just proved my other point that is a waste of time trying to explain something to you buddy 😛

I think this is probably the more accurate statement you have ever made.

But you are a nice guy overall, that is what it counts 🙂

Well, I guess my question got ignored yet again. Thanks.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Where is this from?

Batman: dawnbreaker

http://www.cbr.com/evil-batman-green-lantern-origin/#gallery=1

Originally posted by Zack M
What if a young Bruce Wayne got a Green Lantern ring after his parents deaths.

That's badass. 👆

90s:

Doomsday Clock!

Conan the Barbarian and Wonder Woman getting it on!!?

Prometheus teaming up with Afterthought?

“SURGICAL STRIKE” part two! Joined by the precognitive villain Afterthought, Prometheus brings the fight directly to the JLA’s Secret Sanctuary in Happy Harbor! With her team on the ropes, Vixen goes toe-to-toe with Prometheus, whose demands are simple: destroy the Tantu Totem before the whole world and submit to chaos, or watch everyone in Happy Harbor die!

Originally posted by Zack M
Doomsday Clock!

Have you paintd that on your water damaged bathroom wall?

I'm so sick of this "Trinity" bullshit. Jesus Christ.

What do you mean?

Originally posted by carver9
Well, I guess my question got ignored yet again. Thanks.

Its the hand holding that some posters have to go thru to explain scenes to you...which is ridic giving the amount of time you spend on this board. Thats what Rao is referring to Carve

Originally posted by CosmicComet
What do you mean?
She's as shoehorned into this 'importance' trio as Cyborg is in the Justice League. It's literally just marketing on the account of her 'superhero with vagina and manufactured importance'. Linda Danvers was the only thing keeping her relevant, and that was in 1975. For somebody who has been published for so long, her stories are incredibly mediocre at best and she doesn't even have ONE all-time great. Her villains are awful generic "haha, I am so bad and i hate you", with sparks of good characterization in Ares. Her most memorable moment is snapping Max Lord's neck, which is depressing. She's been reinvented half a dozen times, and her stories were still shit.

Flash and/or Green Lantern are MUCH more deserving of being there alongside B/S. They have a shitload of all-time great stories, moments, importance WITHIN Universe, etc. They're just unlucky they aren't born women.

She's lucky MU doesn't have the rights to all of its properties, because she'd be ridiculously overshadowed by other female characters [Jean Grey, Storm, etc.] who have ACTUAL depth and complex characterizations AND good stories.

Somewhere fangirl's senses are tingling

I didn't pick on her 'powerlevel'.

So that's outside the sphere of what's interesting about her.

Originally posted by Philosophía
She's as shoehorned into this 'importance' trio as Cyborg is in the Justice League. It's literally just marketing on the account of her 'superhero with vagina and manufactured importance'. Linda Danvers was the only thing keeping her relevant, and that was in 1975. For somebody who has been published for so long, her stories are incredibly mediocre at best and she doesn't even have ONE all-time great. Her villains are awful generic "haha, I am so bad and i hate you", with sparks of good characterization in Ares. Her most memorable moment is snapping Max Lord's neck, which is depressing. She's been reinvented half a dozen times, and her stories were still shit.

Flash and/or Green Lantern are MUCH more deserving of being there alongside B/S. They have a shitload of all-time great stories, moments, importance WITHIN Universe, etc. They're just unlucky they aren't born women.

She's lucky MU doesn't have the rights to all of its properties, because she'd be ridiculously overshadowed by other female characters [Jean Grey, Storm, etc.] who have ACTUAL depth and complex characterizations AND good stories.

True she doesnt have good stories

True Cyborg dosent belong. (The should have just made Jonn black)

Disagree on Cheetah/Giganta/Medusa are good villians if done right.

Disagree on Linda Carter. WW has a HUGE following.

Lol at reinventiion not sure if serious

Nobody cares about Flashes or Lanterns...they are replaceable.

Storm is good but never had a good book. Jean is overrated and her best is End Song.

Qft

Originally posted by Sin I AM
True she doesnt have good stories

True Cyborg dosent belong. (The should have just made Jonn black)

Disagree on Cheetah/Giganta/Medusa are good villians if done right.

Disagree on Linda Carter. WW has a HUGE following.

Lol at reinventiion not sure if serious

Nobody cares about Flashes or Lanterns...they are replaceable.

Storm is good but never had a good book. Jean is overrated and her best is End Song.

Qft

J'onn is black in his human form, but I guess that doesn't pass the diversity purity test.

lol @ Giganta/Medusa as anything more than one-note villains. Cheetah is a poor man's Sabretooth with angst.

WW has a vocal following from tumblr, and 99% of the 'fans' can't name a story about her, or anything about her other than generic 'she's compassionate and strong like Superman'.

'lol @ reinvention'? She's close to being a Hawkman mess. Her New 52 reinvention by Azarello where the Amazons were blood-thirsty killers lasted about 3 years, until it was retconned into an illusion, and now she's Shazam-lite, which will last for about as many years [if not less] before she's back to being Zeus' daughter. Her ACTUAL original stories are so weird that nobody will touch it with a ten foot pole besides Grant Morrison. She's a directionless mess.

lol @ nobody cares about Flash/Green Lantern. Shows how much you know about their history. Each individual Flash and Green Lantern has their dedicated following, and each of them has a rich pool of history and character development to draw upon, stories, supporting characters, relationships.

Jean has more depth and relationship with her teammates and Universe than Wonder Woman will ever have. You can hug it out with Raoul, but while we're at that topic, Emma is ANOTHER one with much more depth than WW. Diana is ZERO as far as her teammates in Justice League go, besides 'oh wow, she's so beautiful and strong' - which is incidently, how her 'fans' see her, too. She's so bland and generic, that she makes Hal Jordan look like Magneto. Diana doesn't even HAVE a supporting cast, and it changes depending on the arcs, with Steve popping up lately, but he's there doing his own thing.

Wonder Woman is lucky there's a void of good female superhero movies and she got ahead of Captain Marvel, otherwise she'd go back to nobodygivesashitabout realm.

WTF did I do...

LOL @ nobody caring about Flashes or GLs.