Character Ownage

Started by abhilegend5,121 pages

Annihilus vs Carol and Mar-Vell.

If Carol had been around back in Annihilation the event would've lasted eight panels.

yeah first her vagina power would have pierced Thanos' shield and she'd tore his heart out and then she would have decapitated Annihilius with it. All during giving Galactus a speech about diversity and restoring his power with it.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Annihilus vs Carol and Mar-Vell.

You should have posted the page where she carries Mar-vell in her arms as she flies.

Yes, lets ignore the well-established fact that Carol has an almost unlimited ability to absorb energy (including the Cosmic Control Rod energy) from her Binary days, and instead be butt-hurt whenever a female superhero gets some feats.

Ah, here it is. But first see the sparkling wit of Carol.

"Lady joking".

Originally posted by Magnon
Yes, lets ignore the well-established fact that Carol has an almost unlimited ability to absorb energy (including the Cosmic Control Rod energy) from her Binary days, and instead be butt-hurt whenever a female superhero gets some feats.
don't know about the rest of them, but I'm upset because Mar-vell fights like a retard in this and because he shows less durability than he used to on average.

Originally posted by abhilegend
The GLs don't create singularities because they don't go that fast.

eh?

Originally posted by abhilegend

Even though Hal says he has never gone so fast, even though he almost entered speed force, even though the ring itself says that it can't hold the construct together, apparently it was all below lightspeed when the same writer had Guy Gardner catching a transluminal space cab without any such issues in real space.

Classic carver anyone?


Anyways...

The whole 2yr run has them utilizing transluminal space to travel faster than light. Apparently the writer has been treating faster than light travel for the lanterns by utilizing "transluminal space". I know you have been reading this series so it's a little odd that you are acting like this hasn't been the case.

The whole corps sans Mogo. #8
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tOl9aaukcbQ/WOBmN1qVbpI/AAAAAAACknE/zKKYxdf3cssEqYvXHvPSPBmLz--1twLkwCLcB/s1600/305_08.jpg
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Hal, Kyle, Ganthet, and Sayd. #12
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ck1kALWQDbo/WOBm6vr4xeI/AAAAAAACktA/LIQC3tG9rtMP3uLVY2a0_XjyyxTMZYs-gCLcB/s1600/310_05.jpg
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Hal and Kyle. #14
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ef6Yh5Ufn-I/WOBnPM1RkcI/AAAAAAACkvg/OD280YAhpfUJvRtBVkR2U_1XmkVDTcCvACLcB/s1600/312_08.jpg
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WPpxGxIfIAw/WOBnPgCHtaI/AAAAAAACkvo/5i4VFVmdM9cD2wAuT0ak_UA4BHaTLRN0QCLcB/s1600/312_09.jpg

Hal and Rip Hunter. #21
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o8sttjw8v0A/WSVQv5jgMsI/AAAAAAAD1QU/6nxMPSX-LcETQ4U5mdG9BIJISp5-4_sUQCLcB/s1600/004_001.jpg
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Hal and Kyle. #26
http://readcomics.website/comic/hal-jordan-and-the-green-lantern-corps-2016/26/9
http://readcomics.website/comic/hal-jordan-and-the-green-lantern-corps-2016/26/10
http://readcomics.website/comic/hal-jordan-and-the-green-lantern-corps-2016/26/11
http://readcomics.website/comic/hal-jordan-and-the-green-lantern-corps-2016/26/12

The Guy Gardner scene doesn't actually show how fast they were going. It just has a mention of some transluminal engine Space Cabbie has in his craft. For all we know he just got out of transluminal space or about to go into said space before Guy snared him.

Bottom line is there's a reason they utilize transluminal space. If they could easily travel at speeds massively beyond light in regular space, there would never be a need to utilize them... At least this is how Venditti seem to be treating faster than light travel. Comic inconsistencies.

Hence my interpretation of the Lightray chase.

You're still on it?

Well, let's ignore all dialogues and say this was just nothing special and below the speed of light because why not.

ermm

Originally posted by abhilegend
You're still on it?

Well, let's ignore all dialogues and say this was just nothing special and below the speed of light because why not.

ermm


Hey all I did was posit some viable reasons, but you went on and jumped on my throat. I thought we were buddies?

I only said it was ridiculous to just ignore all the dialogues and say it wasn't impressive.

Galan jumped at your throat most likely.

Originally posted by Magnon
Yes, lets ignore the well-established fact that Carol has an almost unlimited ability to absorb energy (including the Cosmic Control Rod energy) from her Binary days, and instead be butt-hurt whenever a female superhero gets some feats.

Mar-Vell has better hair than Carol so he gets points for that!

👆

Justin Bieber should play Carol in the movie.

Justin bieber is not quite manly enough to play her. Decent choice tho.

Originally posted by Magnon
Yes, lets ignore the well-established fact that Carol has an almost unlimited ability to absorb energy (including the Cosmic Control Rod energy) from her Binary days, and instead be butt-hurt whenever a female superhero gets some feats.

Quasar also has impressive absorbing abilities and he got murdered by Annihilus in Annihilation. Jobbing is still jobbing, these fights could be better written and more respectful on all the characters involved.

Originally posted by Bentley
Quasar also has impressive absorbing abilities and he got murdered by Annihilus in Annihilation. Jobbing is still jobbing, these fights could be better written and more respectful on all the characters involved.

I don't think he was being serious.

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of Annihilus knows that depiction was absolutely asinine.

Future Aquaman w/Kryptonite & Red Sun vs Superman:

Originally posted by Philosophía
Future Aquaman w/Kryptonite & Red Sun vs Superman:

Jfc that was brutal

Wow. Cable beat the crap outta Superman.

Originally posted by SamZED
Wow. Cable beat the crap outta Superman.

😂