Character Ownage

Started by Parmaniac5,121 pages

I'm still not sure if I admire or despise Galan for reading all those cringeworth comics and posting the "highlights" here.

Originally posted by carver9
Withstanding anti matter is all it takes to stand in one spot and tank high Herald hits? I'm asking you to show me some scans of tanking physical hits in one spot.

Don’t be a moron Carver! You know it was more than that!

Prime actually ripped through the Monitor’s armor. This was the same Monitor that talk a blast that would have destroyed a Galaxy I believe.

Prime also took hits from Azriel, and his heavenly sword.

Got jump by mid to high Heralds while weakened, all it took was a ray of sun to touch his finger and he threw them all off. This was after Prime took on Ion after being imprisoned for months under a red star.

Playing stupid needs to stop. You’re being here far too long to keep playing this useless game, and is posters are tired of always correcting you.

Just stop it.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
I'm still not sure if I admire or despise Galan for reading all those cringeworth comics and posting the "highlights" here.

Love and hate goes hand in hand my friend. Plus it’s easier to love the old man.

The Wall is beastly.

Owns the Suicide Squad, including Hack.

Takes control over everyone in Washington DC.

Originally posted by Mendax
Who is "Retconn" and how is he so powerful?
Retconn is not a single character, they are a higher-dimensional organization called "Retconn Corp" -- their offices are located in a realm beyond all creation called "Final Heaven". Even Morrison's jaw would drop by how f*cking 'meta' Retconn is.

Retconn Corp monitors the whole of reality, and has the power/status to do wacky shit like alter, and/or create entire universes just to experiment with superheroes. They can also f*ck with continuity to such extremes that they can utilize characters from unpublished or cancelled real world books during their 'experiments'(such as a character called "The Disappointment" -- anyone who read Doom Patrol will remember him.)

So it goes without saying that they have access to asininely 'meta' tech like "The Final Refresh Button", which can completely reboot the continuity of an entire f*cking universe with...you guessed it...the click of a button:
https://i.imgur.com/bmEclc5.jpg

Originally posted by Mendax
and this AHL guy is a new super hero?
Ahl is evidently the "God of Superheroes", who descended from Final Heaven and infused earth with his essence/idea, and from that sprang ALL of the superheroes in DC, starting with 'the Trinity'(ie. Superman/Batman/Wonder Woman):
https://i.imgur.com/wunR0Z4.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/HMIJXmh.jpg

Yes, he is a brand new character.

Originally posted by Galan007
Retconn is not a single character, they are a higher-dimensional organization called "Retconn Corp" -- their offices are located in a realm beyond all creation called "Final Heaven". Even Morrison's jaw would drop by how f*cking 'meta' Retconn is.

Retconn Corp monitors the whole of reality, and has the power/status to do wacky shit like alter, and/or create entire universes just to experiment with superheroes. They can also f*ck with continuity to such extremes that they can utilize characters from unpublished or cancelled real world books during their 'experiments'(such as a character called "The Disappointment" -- anyone who read Doom Patrol will remember him.)

So it goes without saying that they have access to asininely 'meta' tech like "The Final Refresh Button", which can completely reboot the continuity of an entire f*cking universe with...you guessed it...the click of a button:
https://i.imgur.com/bmEclc5.jpg

Ahl is evidently the "God of Superheroes", who descended from Final Heaven and infused earth with his essence/idea, and from that sprang ALL of the superheroes in DC, starting with 'the Trinity'(ie. Superman/Batman/Wonder Woman):
https://i.imgur.com/wunR0Z4.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/HMIJXmh.jpg

Yes, he is a brand new character.

Yeah, they have an Ultimate Nullifier type of weapon. Crazy.

Haha, Hulk f*cking worked everybody. How bizarre. Vision and Wonder Man had way better showings against the Hulk than Hercules and Jane. Hand ninja syndrome is real.

Wonder Man also took those hits like a pro. I hope he gets into the fight.

I love Waid not falling for the SJW bullshit. My favourite part? We've seen how Waid compares Hulk vs Thor Odinson. Maaad disrespect to Hercules though. He's suppose to be immortal. I feel like writers are treating him as mortal. It's like the 90s again.

Originally posted by abhilegend
It was also AFTER Rogue drained him.

Where is Rage?

What is it with you?

When was the last time Hercules got a good showing in a fight?

His own shit series under Pak

Also, Waid not falling for the SJW bullshit? What ****ing rock are you living under, Rage?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Haha, Hulk f*cking worked everybody. How bizarre. Vision and Wonder Man had way better showings against the Hulk than Hercules and Jane. Hand ninja syndrome is real.

Wonder Man also took those hits like a pro. I hope he gets into the fight.

I love Waid not falling for the SJW bullshit. My favourite part? We've seen how Waid compares Hulk vs Thor Odinson. Maaad disrespect to Hercules though. He's suppose to be immortal. I feel like writers are treating him as mortal. It's like the 90s again.

What is it with you?


Just had to show these to you.

😛

Originally posted by krisblaze
His own shit series under Pak

Hey don't you say anything about Incredible Hercules!!!!

Originally posted by Galan007
Hulk:

...Pretty interesting how ineffectual Jane was against Hulk, right carv? 🙂

Jesus. Came back like a force of nature.

I'm hyped, cant lie.

Originally posted by Zack M
Yeah, they have an Ultimate Nullifier type of weapon. Crazy.
Except their weapon also 'retcons'(pun intended) the stories of absolutely *everything*... essentially rebooting continuity itself.

#Crazeballz

Originally posted by Galan007
Except their weapon also 'retcons'(pun intended) the stories of absolutely *everything*... essentially rebooting continuity itself.

#Crazeballz

Can you explain how continuity wasn't rebooted? That final scene hurt my head with Rita and all.

Originally posted by krisblaze
His own shit series under Pak

Also, Waid not falling for the SJW bullshit? What ****ing rock are you living under, Rage?

One stacked with books. Has he fallen too?

Wooooow. Wonder Woman is gonna **** Darkseid up. Jesus. Not looking good here.

Originally posted by Damborgson
Jesus. Came back like a force of nature.

I'm hyped, cant lie.

I don't like his personality. He's less like the Hulk, and closer to Mongul. Killing all life on Earth? Wtf? Hulk is a tragic HERO. Maybe anti-hero. He's a monster, but he has the soul of a hero.

There was no conflict there. Just cold rage. I get that it was the point, but meh, I don't like it.

Also, since I'm a gracious god:

Roo, Thor stalemated Gemless Champ. And Thor, Hulk, Champ and Plot Device had a free for all match to determine who was the strongest.

Thor, Hulk and the Promoter weren't bragging or down with each other, so it's possible Champion won...

Originally posted by Zack M
Can you explain how continuity wasn't rebooted? That final scene hurt my head with Rita and all.
Retconn very nearly wiped out the continuity of earth/universe prime, but he was stopped by Flex Mentallo(who can literally do *anything* when he sets his mind to it), by unlocking the bizarre power of "Inflation Intensity" -- a counterpoint to his usual power of "Muscle Mystery". He channels this power through the Scarlet Harlot's control of psychosexual energy, and Vixen’s Tantu Totem in order to save reality... However reality was still slightly rewritten a bit(ergo the Rita scene you mentioned.)

...Hope that made some semblance of sense, lol.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I don't like his personality. He's less like the Hulk, and closer to Mongul. Killing all life on Earth? Wtf? Hulk is a tragic HERO. Maybe anti-hero. He's a monster, but he has the soul of a hero.

There was no conflict there. Just cold rage. I get that it was the point, but meh, I don't like it.

Also, since I'm a gracious god:

Yeah, something's definitely going on with him though. Eyes glowing, ruthless, I'm sure it'll be revealed soon.

That whole Thor/Hulk interaction in indestructible Hulk left me very satisfied 👆

Hulk even came at one point so I assume he was satisfied too.

http://viewcomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/1365.jpg