Character Ownage

Started by Bentley5,121 pages

Originally posted by Galan007
Just so y'all know- I'm going to stop posting scans here on Wednesdays for a while. I'll still post stuff here and there, but it won't be with any sort of consistency. Been doing it for years now... Need a break from the monotony, lol.

I'm sure someone else will take up the reigns, though. 👆

My thanks for turning this thread into salvageable discussion once a week.

You've been rather terrible lately, Bentley. Even by French standards.

But what the heck. Here, something for you:

Batroc owns a vault door... with three kicks.

1. https://i.imgur.com/jzdcbSO.jpg
2. https://i.imgur.com/CcEt1yu.jpg

Batroc n'a pas d'égal 👆

Batroc has no equal? 😄

Need to agree. Here, we can see him knocking Lord Barton out with a single punch...

https://i.imgur.com/nJOunZO.jpg

That's a skyfather level feat, easily.

Goddamn Snake Eyes is a beast.
http://imgur.com/a/mjU0k1e

The new Snake Eyes is also a monster.
http://imgur.com/a/x7RpOBj

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
👆

And no more sex. Not even once a year on their anniversary, not anymore.

Thank.God. 👆

It was THAT bad? 😂

Superman shrugging off combined blast from lantern and cyborg

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It was THAT bad? 😂

After 30 years of lifting fatties Galan's muscles are more or less spaghetti at this point.

The man can barely lift the remote let alone maintain an erection.

Add alcoholism to the mix and it's all crystal clear, yeah...

Marvel have their own type of speed force dimension?

Interesting 👆

FCBD Avengers

Further confirmation that Odin is depleted, but I'm not sure why he doesn't just have his Odin-Sleep? Curious how the battle went off-panel with the Celestial.

Loki being able to resurrect and control a Celestial of the Final Host is impressive. He seems to be REALLY out of character there though. He's acting like a Jokerized version of his old self. Weird...but Aaron isn't great about consistency.

That's the third time since Avengers #1 he's shown Odin wielding and controlling Mjolnir in a flashback...but in the Thor run, Odin had trouble controlling Mjolnir after trapping the Mother Storm in the Uru and seemed to have created it right before Thor's birth. Which is very different from the recent Avengers comic where he's seemed to have been wielding Mjolnir for a long time even before the 1 million BC mark. Which makes no sense based on the origin story Aaron told previously....

Also, Aaron and Remender established Odin creating a spell to kill Celestials that Thor used on his axe. Just hand that out to a few heroes, and boom, crisis averted.

No clue how they managed to beat the First Host, stupid AF. Odin and Phoenix can be stretched to be as powerful as Celestials. MAYBE Agamatto and Starbrand can get ones attention. Panther, Fist and the Rider are window dressing.

Originally posted by abhilegend
FCBD Avengers

free comic day avengers? anyway, do we know who they were going to call? nice cliffhanger...

really, REALLY hate seeing odin dealing with panther as though bp were his equal. in fact, it seems he thinks HE should be following bp.

sigh....

Panther is his superior. Odin is a fat rapist and a usurper.

This was scene saved the Fear Itself event:

Odin is lucky BP didn't speed blitz his God privileged colonizer ass.

That dialogue between Phoenix and Odin...

Odin would've shat his pants if he had known about T'Challa calling Cap.

Not sure why we didn't see zeus and other asgardians 1m years ago , considering they alegedly predate Asgardians