Character Ownage

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Originally posted by Eel O'Brien
Looked to me like Thor was playing his part in the team strategy to take Hulk down without killing him. He had to be the one to take the hits at the end because he's really the only one who can take those kinds of hits. If we must compare to Superman, we've seen Superman play this part before. Especially in team fights. Supes will look beaten but then he smiles because he was basically just playing decoy.

Thor speaks too coherently in the last panel to have truly been KO'ed, and he wouldn't be nearly that calm if he was truly outmatched.

Sorry, that's a lot of context for the ownage thread...

Completely agree it seems pretty clear

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Completely agree it seems pretty clear

Thor will always have an excuse, no matter what.

I wonder what would have been said if Thor beat the Hulk.

"Easy win for Thor, we always said he was the strongest!"

"Ha, look at the excuses gammatards are coming up with!"

"Hulk is lucky Thor didn't use his mighty godblast, man!"

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Thor is a weakling that will always get raped by any version of Hulk.

Originally posted by carver9
I wonder what would have been said if Thor beat the Hulk.
You'd be the one getting mocked for excusing it. Unluckily, you're the only Hulk fanboy here, so you'd get ganged upon.

Originally posted by Eel O'Brien
Looked to me like Thor was playing his part in the team strategy to take Hulk down without killing him. He had to be the one to take the hits at the end because he's really the only one who can take those kinds of hits. If we must compare to Superman, we've seen Superman play this part before. Especially in team fights. Supes will look beaten but then he smiles because he was basically just playing decoy.

Thor speaks too coherently in the last panel to have truly been KO'ed, and he wouldn't be nearly that calm if he was truly outmatched.

Sorry, that's a lot of context for the ownage thread...

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Pretty much.

It's staggering how willfully blind some people can be.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Pretty much.

It's staggering how willfully blind some people can be.

So if Hulk told Thor "I will kill you" and goes into a rage punching Thor... hitting him in the head with haymakers, you'll still say Hulk is holding back?

Originally posted by Eel O'Brien
Looked to me like Thor was playing his part in the team strategy to take Hulk down without killing him. He had to be the one to take the hits at the end because he's really the only one who can take those kinds of hits. If we must compare to Superman, we've seen Superman play this part before. Especially in team fights. Supes will look beaten but then he smiles because he was basically just playing decoy.

Thor speaks too coherently in the last panel to have truly been KO'ed, and he wouldn't be nearly that calm if he was truly outmatched.

Sorry, that's a lot of context for the ownage thread...

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pretty much. tbf, the sides are pretty clearly drawn in the vs forum and i do think a lot is just tongue-in-cheek-bait-trolling. it gets a little tiresome from time to time but if abhi and rage ended their dance, think how sad that would make all of us. 👆

Originally posted by carver9
So if Hulk told Thor "I will kill you" and goes into a rage punching Thor... hitting him in the head with haymakers, you'll still say Hulk is holding back?

It would depend on the following page.

Like whether or not the Hulk was setting him up for something else, as was clearly the case here.

Phil and Abhi are trying to get Rage riled up, but I worry you might actually think that Thor was trying to kill him.

@cdtm

Damn, Gordon is such a badass.

What does he need Batman for again?

Originally posted by krisblaze
It would depend on the following page.

Like whether or not the Hulk was setting him up for something else, as was clearly the case here.

Phil and Abhi are trying to get Rage riled up, but I worry you might actually think that Thor was trying to kill him.

"I'm going to rape your sister and spit your dad's cum up her snapper to make you a little brophew"

"Why would he be trying to kill Cho just because he said that?"

YouTube video

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I always thought it was cool how those moments Superman was taking a huge beating, and you think he's in danger for a moment, and he's then reveals it was all part of the plan with a smile and you breathe a sigh of relief.

Those moments really stood out in the classic JLA. 👆

This was back before I visited battle boards though and I was a young little thunderer...

Don't let the battle boards make you cynical. Those kinds of moments are what makes comics so special to begin with.

A bad showing in a book and some smack talk in a thread doesn't change the fact that Thor or Supes (or yes, Carver, even Hulk) will still pull off the impossible as soon as the situation demands it.

On another note that first Venom issue was huge. It went through a lot of stuff without feeling rushed and it felt like a way bigger comic because of it. That was a weird feeling.

Not bad writing either. I am interested now.

Not knowing the context of bootleg Hulk baby-shaking Thor cause I don't read comics is far less important than the context of this line here:

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Stilt: Lol, Thor sucks. Btw, does anyone know any good sexual harassment lawyers?

Stilt got fired for molesting women in his office. He claims he never got fully naked or pulled his full pants down

Start here

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=16577078#post16576938

And that woman Stilt harrassed? Alberta Ragestein

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Stilt got fired for molesting women in his office. He claims he never got fully naked or pulled his full pants down

Start here

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=16577078#post16576938

Two pages or so deep in that Rage got hit with the #metoo also.

Idunno if those two will get stains on their work histories cause of that but for now expect more Rage vs stilt posts for a while lol

Originally posted by psycho gundam
Two pages or so deep in that Rage got hit with the #metoo also.

Idunno if those two will get stains on their work histories cause of that but for now expect more Rage vs stilt posts for a while lol

For some reason sex offenders aren't too keen on other sex offenders. I'd imagine if they lived in the same neighborhood one would come to the door to get him to sign the papers, then the other would go get his and then tell him to get the **** off his property and mock the lesser extent of the other.

They should realize you can't build a sex offender house with splinters