Character Ownage

Started by Rage.Of.Olympus5,121 pages

Originally posted by psycho gundam
Not knowing the context of bootleg Hulk baby-shaking Thor cause I don't read comics is far less important than the context of this line here:
Originally posted by One Big Mob
For some reason sex offenders aren't too keen on other sex offenders. I'd imagine if they lived in the same neighborhood one would come to the door to get him to sign the papers, then the other would go get his and then tell him to get the **** off his property and mock the lesser extent of the other.

They should realize you can't build a sex offender house with splinters

😂

Well, I can only say one thing...

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She was asking for it?

they*

Finally getting along, this is good

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Can I join the conversation?

And with that I can be assured that Carver will be the next one Nick Fury emergency speed dials Gloria Allred to come after.

I was sure he would be next but didn't say, now I know

Originally posted by carver9
Can I join the conversation?
This a is a pineapple casserole for your new neighbors if I've ever seen one

Thought this place was killermovies not rapistmovies.

Oh, you obviously haven't browsed much KMC, then 😂

The cornerstone of our site:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=83719

Originally posted by One Big Mob
On another note that first Venom issue was huge. It went through a lot of stuff without feeling rushed and it felt like a way bigger comic because of it. That was a weird feeling.

Not bad writing either. I am interested now.

new book? isnt he still hanging with the x teens

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Finally getting along, this is good

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Ahh, the old yellow weakness...

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Finally getting along, this is good

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That was ****ing brilliant!

Chicks pretty cute too. She could touch me all night long.

https://static3.cbrimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/IMMHULK1p6c.jpg

#hawkeyewasright

https://www.cbr.com/strongest-dc-superheroes-ranked/

The Hulk often tells us that he’s the strongest there is, so when DC Comics decided to create its own version of the Jade Giant, it makes sense he would be able to measure up. This is why it has been implied that the powerful super soldier codenamed Damage is actually even stronger than Superman. In an attempt to create its own super powered soldiers, the military conducted tests using dark matter energy left over from the Dark Nights: Metal event. The result was Ethan Avery, who gained the ability to transform into a giant, super powered form for exactly one hour.

Just how strong is Damage? Even given just an hour, the monster has proven able to make easy work of modern military weaponry like tanks and aircrafts. On top of that, he has defeated the Suicide Squad, Poison Ivy, and even proved to be too much for someone like Wonder Woman to handle. After the two fought in the streets and Diana took a beating, she told Batman and Superman that Damage could be the strongest opponent she has ever faced, which would include the Man of Steel himself. Let’s hope that fight ends up being as good as it’s being billed to be.

I have summoned you Carver.

Christ, that list is shit.

Beating the Suicide Squad isn’t really any of more. Same thing with Poison Ivy. I know people are gonna but she took over the JL. But know this, Ivy’s powers only work when writers are too dumb to think of new scenario.

In a comic and in real life scenario. The likes of Superman and Flash should never be mind control via plants. Why? It’s because their metabolism is so fast, they would burn and foreign object in their bodies.

Superman’s body is a living furnace, where as the Flash-can’t really think of name for him.

Also, new villains always get great lips service for the first few books. Best current example is Grail. The chick was a beast when she first came out. Look at her now, it’s pathetic. She started as a team buster, only to be lowered to losing to Diana’s brother.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
https://www.cbr.com/strongest-dc-superheroes-ranked/

I have summoned you Carver.

😂 😂

I KNEW he was based off Hulk and DC even thinks Hulk is stronger than Superman and is too much for Wonder Woman to handle. That's all you have to do is put Hulk in DC and he would be a JLA team fighter. This is hilarious. DC creating their own Hulk who is stronger than Superman. How much more proof do you need?

Lol... just read through Rage link. This post is hilarious...

"Sure, creators don’t have the Hulk to play with, but they do have Superman, Wonder Woman, Shazam, and a lot more. From super-powered alien to demigod to cosmic god, here are the 25 strongest DC superheroes officially ranked."