Character Ownage

Originally posted by Damborgson

Hulk is just a beast.

Did you guys notice how he said contact Lois or Clark and then said just call Kent. At the end of the issue, he also sees a picture of his family, and scowls, looks unsatisfied.

Bendis' is subtely turning Superman into a cheating dead beat dad. He's not just having him beaten up, he's going for lasting damage.

Why DC would allow that bald penis head to work Superman is something I cannot understand.

If its going to burn though, I hope he turns into a serum drug addict with long hair and places his S on his belt instead his chest 👆 would make Bendis feel right at home.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Did you guys notice how he said contact Lois or Clark and then said just call Kent. At the end of the issue, he also sees a picture of his family, and scowls, looks unsatisfied.

Bendis' is subtely turning Superman into a cheating dead beat dad. He's not just having him beaten up, he's going for lasting damage.

Eh, Superman has needs too.

I think I might stop reading comics again if Bendis makes him cheat on Lois. I don't have much faith in comics anyway, but if they allow that? Shattered.

I don't think it will happen but holy shit if it does.

Superman having a boner doesn't mean he is cheating on Loïs. XD

Superman is only supposed to have one boner, and that is for Lois. 😄

Might be the ol' "thought infidelity" storyline.

My prediction:

He and Miss Fire Marshal will run into each other a few more times. Have chemistry-laden conversations. Clark will give it some thought but will never act on it. This sends mixed signals to Miss FM. Miss FM and Lois gets some sort of interaction where Lois starts to cover her for some reason or another. Miss FM and Clark gets more interactions and it gets heated but nothing ever happens. A rejection from Clark may or may not come but it will also not resolve issues. There's gonna be a big bad/catastrophe that befalls the city. Miss Fire Marshall gets caught in it trying to save people and is about to die. Superman rescues. As they leave Miss FM gives Clark plants a big one on Supes. Lois sees this. Conflict in relationship ensues.

S'why I see it anyway.

My thoughts:
She tries it on, Clark says no, she becomes a new super villain. Something five related.

people, people. lets focus on the main subject. whats up with narvel letting thor get beat up by everybody in the comics kingdom?

Because he's still the measuring stick of tough Heralds . It's called the Worf effect.

but it eventually takes him out of that spot. you cant take someone seriously as a tough guy, when you see him getting beat up everywhere you look

Depends.

Juggy isn't exactly weak. Nor is Hulk....

but its not only them, they are just an example. every single body who is going against thor gets to trash him now days. its like they are making him a punching bag in contrast to how powerful he was as a woman.

Originally posted by Dareangel
but its not only them, they are just an example. every single body who is going against thor gets to trash him now days. its like they are making him a punching bag in contrast to how powerful he was as a woman.

Which characters are you talking about that beat Thor?

It's not like Luke Cage beat him in a slugfest.....

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Did you guys notice how he said contact Lois or Clark and then said just call Kent. At the end of the issue, he also sees a picture of his family, and scowls, looks unsatisfied.

Bendis' is subtely turning Superman into a cheating dead beat dad. He's not just having him beaten up, he's going for lasting damage.

I'm actually just surprised that bendis could write something subtle like this at all.

Originally posted by carver9
Which characters are you talking about that beat Thor?

if you want me to cover the entire several years thor getting his ass handed to him, i got a surprise for you. stop being lazy and look even in this ownage thread.

Originally posted by Dareangel
if you want me to cover the entire several years thor getting his ass handed to him, i got a surprise for you. stop being lazy and look even in this ownage thread.

Name 3 villains or heros that beat him. If 3 is too much, 2 should suffice. I'm trying to figure out why you are saying this.