Assguardians more like.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTWBig Blue has the worst luck.
Have you heard about the shit he's doing? He's going to gut the rogue's gallery, and believes fans will "thank him" when he's done.
Also, Lois and he are "estranged" now. So Superman can **** all the firefighters he likes, it seems. And here I thought we were getting back to a Superman that acted like an adult when it came to relationships. Oh well.
It's like, every time this prick ruins something, I think he can't do something worse.
Originally posted by -Pr-
Assguardians more like.Have you heard about the shit he's doing? He's going to gut the rogue's gallery, and believes fans will "thank him" when he's done.
Also, Lois and he are "estranged" now. So Superman can **** all the firefighters he likes, it seems. And here I thought we were getting back to a Superman that acted like an adult when it came to relationships. Oh well.
It's like, every time this prick ruins something, I think he can't do something worse.
I guess Quan was right.
After Defenders, I figured Bendis was in a good place for his DC stint. I thought the naysayers were being melodramatic.
Little did I know.
Least Quan must be very, very happy right now.
Originally posted by cdtm
I guess Quan was right.After Defenders, I figured Bendis was in a good place for his DC stint. I thought the naysayers were being melodramatic.
Little did I know.
Least Quan must be very, very happy right now.
Bendis has been a **** for years; I just didn't think he could sink THIS low.
😂
I can't believe he's actually going for it. Called it. Lois and Superman are estranged. She got tired of being the man in the relationship and took the kid and left. Dfkm.
Asgardians of the Galaxy? That sounds dumb AF but it could be cool depending on who's writing.
Wolverine really didn't need a Pete Wisdom power up.
Originally posted by cdtm
And they laughed at Jane, armless unworthy Thor, misogynistic Odin.Well who's laughing now? 👆
I get Jane, the idiotic climate fed into it. Unworthy Thor makes sense if you understand Thor worked incredibly hard at getting the hammer and losing it gave him a crazy blow to his core. It just didn't make sense post-Secret Wars. Hickman wrote a far more confident Thor. Like the movies, losing Mjolnir and everything he ever had should be tough, but Thor's the more resilient character in the Marvel Universe. He NEVER quits to the point that the Hulk is shaken by his toughness (Thank you Stan Lee). That's the core of his character from his physical durability to his soul, it made him stand out to everyone from Zeus to Mephisto to the Fourth Host, it more than anything has been what makes him unique.
The Odin being a misogynist was the real idiocy. Odin is progressive AF. He had a team of elite women warriors and a woman running Asgard like 30 years ago. He treated his wife with respect and left her in charge. He was as equal as can be. He treated Beta Ray Bill like his own son. Odin legitimately only cared about the character of a person internally, it's why he placed the WORTHY enchantment on the hammer in the first place. Aaron just needed an angry old white man to represent the patriarchy, which is what irritates me.
Anyways, it's going to be a bumpy ride, hang on to your underwear folks. Superman is going to have to start paying child support.
Originally posted by -Pr-He's just teasing.
Have you heard about the shit he's doing? He's going to gut the rogue's gallery, and believes fans will "thank him" when he's done.Also, Lois and he are "estranged" now. So Superman can **** all the firefighters he likes, it seems. And here I thought we were getting back to a Superman that acted like an adult when it came to relationships. Oh well.
It's like, every time this prick ruins something, I think he can't do something worse.
I think the redheaded chick is the villain of the arc, and the one responsible for all the fires. Even if she's not, there will be no 'romantic' stuff on Clark's end. Besides, a white redhead? If Bendis would hook up Superman with anyone other than Lois, you just know she will be black.
As for Jon and Lois [based on the solicits and what I gathered]
Spoiler:
they're in the Phantom Zone, and Superman has to find a way to rescue them. It will happen after the mini
Toyman is susceptible to some mocking, but I hope he doesn't go full on trolling all the rogue gallery just for his new pet villains.