Character Ownage

Started by Philosophía5,121 pages

I wasn't the one in this absolute state of sadness:

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Wtf? That is arguably one of Thor's greatest feats ever and my nipples are as hard as glass right now

...after seeing a few out of context scans.

Once abhi started wiping the floor with you, and parm/galan started showing more scans, and you short-circuited into "haha damage control!! lolz", I wanted to see what's what. The same way you're now short-circuiting in "haha shortz!! lolz"

Predictably enough, they were right, and you're left with white stain on your pajamas.

I have second hand embarrassment just reading your posts, rage. And I really mean that.

Try to masturbate before reading comics. Maybe you'll last more than the recap page.

Biggest question I have is if you're actually short irl, Phil? Rage seems really sure of himself here... mmm

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Knull was Gorr the God Butcher before there was Gorr. He beat Knull(avatar) and his army of symbiotes w/o breaking a sweat. Essentially he beat the god of god butchers and effectively phukked his whole set up. No god or being has ever done that before Odinson. I can only imagine how long he's been killing off the "light" of countless gods.

Everytime Venom or a symbiote does well against Thor, I'll forever chalk it up to "he's just holding back" as per usual. 😆

You don’t get the real beauty about this. You’re forgetting what this means for Gorr.

The proto-symbiote BEFORE it was forged in the Celestial forge into All-Black was powerful enough to one-shot kill a Celestial in the same comic they created the Universe. By the final fight against Thor, it had been amped a thousand fold at least...

I reread the issue and it seems Knull had invested an inordinate amount of power into this blade when he forged it. He was lying there, useless, for centuries after he lost the Necro-Sword.

That will get ya panties wet and ruffle Philosphia’s jimmies.

Let Phil handle these questions about his height

Not sure why you're all getting hyped up.

Using this ABC logic leads down a dark path.

A path where all of Asgardia's superweapons and All-fathers, their Swords of Twilight and Caskets of Ancient Winters etc etc.....are less than a sun.

😆

Originally posted by Galan007
Biggest question I have is if you're actually short irl, Phil? Rage seems really sure of himself here... mmm
His only retort has become an inside joke, that I'd rather not spoil the fun...

Add me on fb. Meet us in the dark circle.

Or you can ask Saint here, who can confirm I'm 5'5''.

Leonardo can now fight opponents on the astral plane as well:

I don't mind Rat King having this power(he was retconned into being an immortal member of the Pantheon of Gods, which have existed since the dawn of time), but the Turts doing this kind of stuff just seems a little... Odd. ermm

Originally posted by Phil
His only retort has become an inside joke, that I'd rather not spoil the fun...

Add me on fb. Meet us in the dark circle.

Or you can ask Saint here, who can confirm I'm 5'5''.

No Facebook here. This site is the closest thing to social media I use.

Then make a Philosophía respect thread and let him contribute.

Originally posted by Philosophía
I wasn't the one in this absolute state of sadness:

...after seeing a few out of context scans.

Once abhi started wiping the floor with you, and parm/galan started showing more scans, and you short-circuited into "haha damage control!! lolz", I wanted to see what's what. The same way you're now short-circuiting in "haha shortz!! lolz"

Predictably enough, they were right, and you're left with white stain on your pajamas.

I have second hand embarrassment just reading your posts, rage. And I really mean that.

Try to masturbate before reading comics. Maybe you'll last more than the recap page.

So at this point you're just...unsuccessfully criticizing me for...commenting on a set of scans (In what is obviously a hyperbolic humorous comment) posted in response to me by Parmaniac before reading the entire issue?

Which is the exact same thing that you did...?

Originally posted by Philosophía
This is the equivalent of switching to a guy's face, just as Thor fans finish.
Originally posted by Philosophía
x2

So there's literally no feat for Thor here?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
You must be autistic, and not the high-functioning kind.

Just save yourself the embarrassment, admit that you misspoke and CLEARLY missed my post to Galan where I clarified what happened (And probably where I pointed out I didn't actually read the issue) in your haste to try and...mock me.

Originally posted by Galan007
No Facebook here. This site is the closest thing to social media I use.
That's a shame. Attaching faces to posters enhances threads experience!

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Then make a Philosophía respect thread and let him contribute.

We already have a Batman respect thread.

Besides..

Very apt. Your stupidity has been so profound in this discussion, you need a monument to commemorate it.

Originally posted by Phil
That's a shame. Attaching faces to posters enhances threads experience!
Nah. marwash ruined pic posting for everybody:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=13190796

ermm

Originally posted by Galan007
Nah. marwash ruined pic posting for everybody:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=13190796

ermm

I still remember the moment when I presented that jewel to you.

So do I. 👆

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=362941&pagenumber=8426

Originally posted by Galan007
Nah. marwash ruined pic posting for everybody:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=13190796

ermm

That's not him though right?

Originally posted by Damborgson
That's not him though right?
Read the entire page.

It is 100% him.